Culture Buzz Hyman Strachman does not look like he would take anything from anyone. “Big Hy” is a serial bootlegger — he is not motivated by money, but by patriotism.
Politics Buzz Who would have thought that a country founded by immigrants would be so bigoted? Everyone, that's who.
I had so much freedom yesterday I'm still scraping patriotism off my floor. I don't have any pictures, but J. Jacques' Maximum Freedom cartoon is a close facsimile.
Style Buzz It'll be cool on Memorial Day when all the middle-aged women take over this American flag trend.
The Whitest Kids You Know nails it. Now, God bless the U.S.A.
This steak shaped like our nation makes me a little teary-eyed (and bloated.) God bless America. (And it's carnivores!)
Culture Buzz Happy July 4th weekend! In honor of our great country and the many things we've achieved, here are a bunch of people shooting rockets out of their butts. America: land that I love.
This one is actually a trick question. The real answer is, “Yes, I leave. I go home to make a list of all the things that are wrong with this quiz. It takes me several hours.”
From Sunday's Inaugural concert: Pete Seeger, Bruce Springsteen, and a kajillion other patriots sing “This Land Is Your Land.” America!
Meet Mr. Happiness, America’s most patriotic dog and a rising star at the Republican National Convention. Is your dog this patriotic? I doubt it, but my black cat is sooooo ready for Halloween.