I’m literally already eating your food, hope that’s OK!
Congratulations! Your parking is shit.
Tell someone how you really feel by giving them these books.
Sometimes you want to be mean, but not like, too mean.
No, it’s fine.
No, don’t bother to take this quiz, it’s fine.
Go fetch his cannonball immediately.
Sometimes their inner grump sneaks out.
A traveller woke up to find this next to his bed. Via Imgur.
Send them to your loved ones, if you must.
IT’S FINE, OKAY?? I CAN TAKE A HINT.
I’m sorry you feel that way.
You’re doing God’s work, vandals.
People have a lot of problems, basically.
It’s not too late to turn your life around, roomies! Looking at you, guy who never replaces the toilet paper.
Payback is wonderful, isn’t it?
Because sometimes you just don’t want to say it to their face.
“Brick/rock through your windshield” is popular, but so, so expected. These people need to hire me. I’d give them creative causticity.
That 9-year-old daughter is gonna be so mad when she finds out someone nabbed her stash! Also, this may have been a terrible idea.
I hate it when an old couple realizes they’ve grown-up into different
people boroughs. In the event of a divorce, who gets Queens?
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Yeaahhhh, I’m gonna have to ask you to pay me triple time for that request. View Image ›
Heads are going to roll for this one. View Image ›
…and by parents, I mean Mom. View Image ›
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