14 Ineffective Car Alarm Notes

“Brick/rock through your windshield” is popular, but so, so expected. These people need to hire me. I’d give them creative causticity.

copyranter 11 months ago 76 responses

Why You Should Never Steal Your Co-Workers Food

That 9-year-old daughter is gonna be so mad when she finds out someone nabbed her stash! Also, this may have been a terrible idea.

hgrant a year ago 8 responses

Brooklyn And Manhattan Marital Spat

I hate it when an old couple realizes they’ve grown-up into different people boroughs. In the event of a divorce, who gets Queens? View List ›

Donna Dickens a year ago 48 responses

If Invoices Were Honest

Yeaahhhh, I’m gonna have to ask you to pay me triple time for that request. Designer Jessica Hische and I dare someone to use these. Dooooo it. View Image ›

Donna Dickens 2 years ago 34 responses

The 40 Best Passive Aggressive Parking Notes

DEAR PENIS, LEARN HOW TO PARK. LOVE, HUMANITY. View List ›

Matt Stopera 2 years ago 224 responses

We Are A Fortune 500 Company, Not A Lemonade Stand

Heads are going to roll for this one. View Image ›

Tanner Ringerud 2 years ago 247 responses

I’m Awesome

A girl forgot her iPod in my car during a roadtrip, so I shipped it back to her along with this. View Image ›

Reddit Top Links 2 years ago respond

Passive Aggressive ‘Parents’

…and by parents, I mean Mom. View Image ›

nickrrrad 3 years ago 170 responses

The WTF Stamp

Today’s indispensable office supply. This will simultaneously make you the most powerful and the least popular person in your office. You need it. View Image ›

Jack Shepherd 4 years ago 43 responses