The socialite we used to care about now has a portrait composed entirely of images from porn magazines.
Paris Hilton doesn’t need her mom and grandpa to defend her against John McCain. In this Funny or Die clip, she proposes her own energy policy.
Politics Buzz Paris Hilton’s mom thinks it’s “a waste of time” that a John McCain ad includes images of her daughter as a way to slam Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama’s “celebrity status.” Do we foresee a new political roundtable show featuring Mrs. H. as political moderator? Sure, it would be fun to watch, but nothing compares to The McLaughlin Group.
Celebrity Buzz Paris Hilton’s shaman guru turns out to be an actor who has starred in such movies as Pirates of the Caribbean. Could Paris Hilton’s publicity stunt help out Maxie Santillan’s fledgeling acting career? Just look at the wonders she did for Cisco Adler’s balls.
Culture Buzz Western money culture is producing an epidemic of horrible kids, although the specter of Paris Hilton is making some parents clamp down. There’s been a lot of talk during the current election cycle about leaving a better America for the next generation, but if the next generation is just going to behave like the characters on Gossip Girl, maybe we should think again.