“Very funny, mom.” Actually, very funny.
Robert and Arlene Holmes, in what appears to be their first public comments on the 2012 Colorado theater massacre that killed 12, wrote their son was “gripped by a severe mental illness.”
YES, I’m still single, Aunt Judy.
Vos enfants ont beaucoup de chance.
Avant de tomber enceinte, vous ne soupçonniez même pas leur existence.
Your kids don’t know how good they’re about to have it.
My life and career have been defined by my father’s absence. Now in my mid-thirties, I went to complete a bit of unfinished business and ended up confronting not him but myself.
“No, where are you really from?”
What is Amazon’s return policy again?
Parents text the darndest things.
Bae: /Bæ/ noun 1. bring amazing eats; 2. bloated after eating.
Ils seront difficiles à battre au moment des fêtes.
Co-sleeping = no-sleeping.
If you give your kid these names, they might need a few extra time-outs.
Vous êtes l’enfant préféré de vos parents.
Bonus points if you’re looking for your keys right now.
Sorry I can’t, I have dinner with my uhhh…my roomies.
2014 était vraiment l’année des papas.
Looking for a little help figuring this parenting thing out?
Because 24 days is a long time to be clever.
Vous savez quand vous montrez une nouvelle chose à vos enfants et que vous le regrettez jusqu’à la fin de vos jours ? Bin voilà.
I have no idea how that got up on my computer, I swear.
Mom, you don’t need to sign your texts.
Alia et Daisy sont les amies les plus mignonnes du monde.
« Comment tu fais pour tout gérer ? »
Who knew you could change so much in four years?
“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
Child product manufacturer Graco has received reports of finger injuries, including six finger amputations.
Thank you for teaching me how to write a check.