Requirements: No breaks, no holidays, no pay.
It was only a matter of time.
Sometimes you “lose” a very loud, very annoying toy. Featuring Trophy Wife’s Malin Akerman and Albert Tsai!
No, I don’t have my ears pierced. And yes, my family is super happy about it.
It takes one to know one.
BREAKING NEWS: Kids don’t really like to be parented.
Trust me. It’s better this way.
“Son, I’m doing this for your own good.” [DELETES INTERNET EXPLORER ICON]
Dans le mot « emmerder, » il y a « mère. » Coïncidence ? Je ne crois pas.
Because it’s no coincidence that the word “smother” has the word “mother” in it.
You don’t want everything you cherish to be destroyed.
Les maternités devraient offrir un mode d’emploi à certains.
It’s Forgive Mom and Dad Day. Are these parents beyond redemption?
“I do it for the money” — no teacher ever.
Plus the best made-entirely-of-garbage-and-towels cosplay ever, tiger triplets on a CUBCAM (!!!), and the top 12 gifts NOT to buy new parents.
If you say you’ve never done any of these, you’re lying.
He’s worked with Spielberg and appeared on Seinfeld. He’s directed Philip Seymour Hoffman and been directed by George Clooney and Wes Anderson. In his own words, he talks through his remarkable professional journey.
Quick, hide everything!
You’re acting the maggot.
Ces « parents » vous donneront l’impression d’être parfaits.
Don’t make me turn this company around!
Of course it can be tough. But it can be pretty awesome too.
It wasn’t a home, it was a legal pad.
“Bohemian Rhapsody” like you’ve never heard it before.
I’m gonna go ahead and admit to being a coward.
Yes, you can have more than one best friend. But you’ll always have a number one bestie, of course.
Oh my god, mom. Stop.
You think you know, but you have no idea.