You constantly wish your butt had the power to change lives, but you know that day will never come.
Can we just focus on the pants?
Grow a mullet, go directly to jail.
Prepare yourself for a fact blitzkrieg!
Ever wonder why Aladdin wore such baggy pants? Well, it wasn’t to look like M.C. Hammer, that’s for sure.
Pants are like prison, but for your legs.
You can’t get naked unless you put clothes on first.
Plus the 50 funniest people ever, 10 reasons why pants are the worst, and how a math genius hacked OkCupid to find true love.
Should you put on pants? Probably not.
Lost anything recently? Check Anne’s pants.
All we want is for someone to shut up and take our money. Is that so hard?
Honestly, the proportions of this outfit are just ridiculous. You can see his underwear, all of it.
The fast fashion retailer is FINALLY selling clothes (and home goods!) to U.S. customers online. Cat dresses included.
The pop star told screaming fans to “refrain” from throwing objects on stage during a performance in Newark on Tuesday. Then, someone tossed an iPhone.
Yeah, I said it. Shopping sucks.
Jweats are just what the doctor ordered.
This is news because he’s not wearing spandex, short shorts, or a glittery tank top. …Upgrade?
Plus the Soup Nazi takes on the gun lobby, a brilliantly insane McDonald’s promo, and Fraggle Rock’s bizarre obsession with death.
How else to explain why he goes around in public BARELY wearing them?
Looks like someone had an accident :(.
MILEY, MILEY, MILEY. Had to.
A visual history of golf’s most outsized personality.
He’s also a great pants-taker-offer.
These pet store-robbing morons were caught on camera in Long Island and are still at large.
A lesson in fashion by the trendiest baby — Rachel Zoe’s little boy — Skylar Berman.
It’s summer, so you might be going on vacation soon. Don’t look like a fool at the airport, follow Lady Gaga’s rules and you’ll look perfect for flying.