Richard Simmons In Skinny, Leather Pants
This is news because he’s not wearing spandex, short shorts, or a glittery tank top. …Upgrade?
This is news because he’s not wearing spandex, short shorts, or a glittery tank top. …Upgrade?
Plus the Soup Nazi takes on the gun lobby, a brilliantly insane McDonald’s promo, and Fraggle Rock’s bizarre obsession with death.
How else to explain why he goes around in public BARELY wearing them?
Looks like someone had an accident :(.
MILEY, MILEY, MILEY. Had to.
A visual history of golf’s most outsized personality.
He’s also a great pants-taker-offer.
These pet store-robbing morons were caught on camera in Long Island and are still at large. (via nymag.com)
A lesson in fashion by the trendiest baby — Rachel Zoe’s little boy — Skylar Berman.
It’s summer, so you might be going on vacation soon. Don’t look like a fool at the airport, follow Lady Gaga’s rules and you’ll look perfect for flying.
And so did Dave! Almost makes us forget that other crazy thing Alec did lately. I can’t even remember. What was it?
Colored and patterned pants are everywhere, but they’re so LOUD they don’t seem to go with anything. Or… do they? The Fashion Mailbag is here to help. Warning: ADVANCED DRESSING AHEAD.
As if the girl wasn’t embarrassed enough, this news station seeks to make sure she never forgets the worst day of her life.
Pants that come with a built-in table so that you can eat wherever you go.
Thanks, San Fran-based clothing store Betabrand. I’m never going to wear real pants to work again. (via coolmaterial.com)
Pants are the new Fortune Cookies. But hey, it’s good advice.
He’s handling it the same way I would. Nothing’s wrong. Everything’s cool. I just finished a wonderful dinner and feel like whistling. (via theblemish.com)
Wardrobe malfunction! Unfortunately, nothing was exposed. View Media ›
Please allow this cute old lady to teach you how to make a turban out of pink Elvis print pants. You’ll thank her when the revolution comes. (via thehairpin.com) Watch Video ›
Pants are much more than just pants. The are the very definition of modernity.
Jimmy Fallon lost control of his show when comedian Amy Sedaris did some impromptu modeling on Late Night. She needs those new pants after eating so many rake dogs. View Media ›
There’s a reason why belts were invented. (via sayomg.com) Watch Video ›
Oh, wait… This was on a proof that almost went to print, but was caught before it wound up scarring children/subliminally enticing lonely housewives in Barnes and Noble. Cannot be unseen. View Image ›
Pants? We don’t need no stinkin’ pants! Watch Video ›
Oxymoron. Leggings do not equal pants, and gauchos do not equal dressy. View Image ›
I wonder, exactly what was happening here? Dread to think! (Via The BurnRed Blog.) View Image ›
They’re really not that tight, though. But everyone on the internet is going cuckoo bonkers bananas over her “skintight, painted on, ass-hugging, butt-sculpting jeans!” It’s our solemn duty, however, to report on the latest internet trends. Even if that internet trend is Pippa Middleton’s pants. Again, solemn duty. More over at Pop Sugar. View List ›
Every day girls around the world unwittingly leave the house without pants on. Confused at the difference between jeggings and jeans, seduced by the comfort of stretchy leggings—we’ve all seen victims of GLHP (Girls Leaving the House Pantsless) Syndrome. Am I Wearing Pants? is a self-check guide for girls to help end the see through clothing, visible panty line, camel toe nightmare. Read More ›
Do the other clowns huddle in the corner and laugh at you, instead of with you? Perhaps it’s time to upgrade your tired, mildly amusing pants with these fresh, new, completely ridiculous pants from Loud Mouth . View List ›
You gotta give it up to this guy, he stays focused on the task at hand. Watch Video ›