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It's almost too cute to eat. But how do you make this? Is it wheat, white and pumpernickel? Just food coloring? I want to knooooow.
In an attempt to draw governmental attention, staff at the Ayutthaya Elephant Kraal in Thailand painted a herd of elephants black and white to make them look like pandas. Don't worry - it's just watercolor, so their cuteness factor will eventually level itself out again when the stuff peels off.
This panda has been spotted all over downtown Manhattan, carrying a Duane Reade bag and looking very sad. Is this the same panda who hits the subway from time to time? Maybe he can't afford a metro card anymore.
Here's what happens when they burst. This is like Lisa Frank on acid at a gay rave.
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Blackbook reports on the two DC pandas who celebrated the upcoming inauguration by engaging in some Animal Planet mating. Check out the hot 'n heavy deets and a video (if that's your thing) at the source. See? We're not the only species psyched about the new POTUS.
Tuantuan (on the right) and Yuanyuan, gifts from China, have finally arrived in their new homes in Taiwan. The panda's names, taken together, mean 'reunion.' Symbolism is fun!
Science Buzz Sometimes the panda just doesn't want to hug you back. Angry pandas are kind of like drunk Santas or Nazi Popes—mean but still wildly entertaining.
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Giving puppy cam a run for its cute, cute money. This would be better if there were a whole punch of baby pandas lying atop one another, snuggling, sleeping, and generally being winning, but even one panda is pretty powerful, cute-wise.
Culture Buzz A new exhibit at the Museum of Sex is a celebration of the “diversity of animal sexual behavior”. This statue of the Deersome is just one of many amazing animal sexual experiences that are on display at the museum. It’s like if all the humping animals I ever saw on TV crept out of my dreams, only to coalesce in one place. Naturally, that’s New York City baby.
Culture Buzz Now that there’s a movie featuring an ugly panda, and lots of ugly panda accessories, are pandas no longer cute? It’s like the title of an Onion article: “Panda No Longer Adorable.” But it’s true. The over-saturation of pandas in the media is making me wonder if they’re still cute.
A newly surfaced sneezing panda video has inspired a round-up. File under: things that are really cute when animals do them but gross when humans do.
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