The shutdown is officially over.
The mayor of D.C. doesn’t want the city to shut down next week for reasons bigger than we ever could have imagined: fear of a panda takeover. Thanks to Mike Madden for this invaluable information that will effect our nation.
If you think or say ‘aww’, you fail! Can you pass the test?
What if sunrise was at 10am? These geography factoids are simply astonishing.
She’s been described as healthy and active. Her mother had miscarried before, and the cub’s twin didn’t survive.
It’s not like there are tons of pandas out there: recent estimates say that there are only around one or two thousand pandas alive today. But the brown panda is an exceptionally rare beast — this guy, Qizai, is one of five ever spotted in the world. Ever.
Can I get an amen?
Get the tissues ready, y’all. Thanks Adrian!
A month-old panda cub named Yuanzai was reunited with her mother at the Taipei Zoo in Taiwan after recuperating from a minor leg injury.
This is some really important journalism right here.
Whatever it is that’s bringing you down, this will definitely make it better.
Also known as the San Diego Zoo.
That is all. Goodbye.
Happy birthday you relentlessly adorable little panda face, you! Fu Hu (“Lucky Tiger”) celebrates with his mom at Schoenbrunn Zoo in Vienna, Austria.
But the budget conscious can get a single cup of tea fertilized with panda poop for the low, low price of $200. Panda Poop was always my favorite flavor of Snapple.
Or he’s just reaching for an apple. Okay, fine, he’s just reaching for an apple. Stop smothering my dreams! My wonderful, wonderful dreams of panda dancing!
Or he’s just doing some inverted curls so he can rock a sweet six pack of panda abs. Photographed at the Wolong National Nature Reserve in Sichuan, China. The panda managed to get himself unstuck and is now happily right-side-up.
You just got pandabombed, Harper!
Pandas make adorable thieves. I’d let him steal from me any day of the week.
Or perhaps he’s narcoleptic.
Which of these things, from a BBC list called Faces of the Year 2011: The Women, is not like the other?
Who can blame it? “You Shook Me All Night Long” never gets old. Watch Video ›
Aww. The baby panda almost suffered an adorable concussion.
Giant panda Bai Yun and her two-year-old son, the local star Yun Zi, received a layer of snow courtesy of the San Diego Zoo. For Yun Zi, this was his first time seeing snow and as you can tell from the video, he was definitely intrigued.
Here’s hoping that this gets reworked as a sequel to “Snakes on a Plane.”
This is Jeremy Browne, British Minister of State at the Foreign and Commonwealth Office. He’s on the right.