Mmm, a machine that dispenses pancakes, like an automat but exclusively for the perfect brunch. Sometimes I wish I was tiny so I could sleep on a fluffy, warm, short stack, and then eat my way all the way down. Does that make me brilliant, mentally ill, or, like, *this close* to morbid obesity?
For a mere $3,500 you can purchase yourself the ultimate pancake machine — ChefStack literally takes all the work (and fun) out of making America's move beloved breakfast food. If it can't do shapes, I can't do robots for pancakes. Sorry, machine.
This is the “Flapjack Fiasco,” a stack of pancakes layered with (among other things) cookie dough, PB&J, caramel, oreo, sprinkles, chocolate and bananas, and Trix cereal. The Trix is already more nutrients than I get in a day.
Hungry? D'ya wanna watch Ms. Extreeem crush some pancakes with her big, fat feet? Sure you do! Turn up the speakers so you can get the full experience with the smooshes and creaking floor. Or, add your own soundtrack! I recommend Smash Mouth - All Star.
Food Buzz A math professor has devised an equation to create the perfect pancake. It is: 100 - [10L - 7F + C(k - C) + T(m - T)]/(S - E), where L represents the lumps in the batter, F represents flipping, C represents the actual consistency, k stands for the ideal consistency, T represents the temperature of the pan, m stands for the ideal temperature of the pan, S stands for the length of time the batter stands before cooking, and E is the length of time the pancake stands before consumption. Right! So if that made sense to you, I will be over in 15 minutes for a delicious pancake lunch.
Culture Buzz Organizers tired of Talk Like A Pirate Day have taken to celebrating an entirely different cultural icon: the woodsy guy with the big axe and the bigger appetite. If you live in New York, celebrate with free pancakes. If you live elsewhere, throw on some flannel, cut down a tree, and don’t shave for a day (that includes your legs, ladies!).
Food Buzz A hungry artist devised three methods to customize a pancake: stenciling, screen printing, and laser etching. Printing worked the best. Forget smearing butter smiley-faces around your breakfast plate, because we are now witnessing the “future of pancake eating technology”. Aunt Jemima would be proud.
Food Buzz A pan that makes perfectly round pancake puffs that can be filled with anything, from hot dogs to jam. The part during the infomercial where they inject the pancake with beef gravy just made my mouth water. And just think of the amazing brunch you’ll be able to make for your friends with this thing.
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