Music Buzz Meet Alec Duffy, who won the exclusive rights to a Sufjan Stevens song and will only let people hear it if they come to his apartment. Yes, his apartment is in Brooklyn. The whole WSJ story is worth a read if you can stomach extreme self-righteousness and “artistic ideals” or whatever. I think I have to shower and move to Queens now.
In the interest of a full internet experience, here is Lindsay Lohan's cracked-out Ellen interview. She is as skinny and detached and 2008 as you have heard. (And why didn't she DANCE?!)
Albeit a tad late, Jewz finally get the LOL treatment, sans cheesburgers. Bubbe had enough trouble trying to play the Sarah Silverman video. Comprehending Internetspeak might just send her straight to the nursing home.