Humo Magazine's shamefully offensive ad reminds us that the most tragic event in our nation's recent history is but weeks away! Most nauseating ad for a magazine ever? Mission accomplished.
Politics Buzz Dick Cheney had a secret C.I.A. club that planned to assassinate suspected Al-Qaeda terrorists abroad. While it never came to fruition (one source told the Times it “sounds great in the movies, but when you try to do it, it’s not that easy”), people are beginning to ponder the legal implications of such a program, which itself was assassinated by C.I.A. director Leon E. Panetta just last month. Others are speculating that this is just the tip of an iceberg…
So, here's a new condom ad. Which makes the very good point that unprotected sex could lead to conceiving a child who will grow up to kill a lot of people. Science!
When Obama rides, he rides in style (and by “style,” we mean “the army on wheels”). This is the kind of sh*t that would make Bin Laden piss himself. GO AMERICA!
Remember Osama Bin Laden? Maybe Barack Obama will find him and beat his ass, Superman-style! Notice the mutant and Statue of Liberty in the background, just hanging out. They know whose job this is.
This doctored photo of Osama Bin Laden is just one of many terrorist photos included in National Counterterrorism Center's 2009 calendar The 164 page day planner highlights the world's most deadliest men and substances.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2002041.ece
Brick Arms makes customized Lego toys, and this year their Minifigs line has alot of consumers seeing red. The Lego figure getting all the heat is “Brick-Arms Bandit Mr. White” or as the UK Sun calls him Osama Bin Lego. I will bet the folks at Lego are r-e-a-l happy about that.
Tech Buzz The U.S. Army sees Twitter as a potential weapon of mass destruction for terrorists. The Army’s report says in part, “Twitter is already used by some members to post and/or support extremist ideologies and perspectives.” I assume they’re talking about Apple fanboys or Ashley Todd. What would Osama have to Twitter about? “Cave sure is cold today. Had gruel again for lunch. Going to go read TechCrunch.”
Politics Buzz As America is paralyzed by economic catastrophe and stuck in a war arguably based on lies, President Bush is allegedly turning his focus to capturing Osama Bin Laden (remember him?) in an effort to see his presidency as something other than a complete and utter disaster. McCain, on the other hand, pledges to - once and for all - find Hitler and “let him taste The Maverick’s specialty: the old knuckle sandwich!”
Sarah Palin, her daughter, and a caribou she has successfully hunted down in cold blood. Now only if Osama Bin Laden grew a pair of antlers, we would finally have a chance of gunning him down, too!
Politics Buzz Osama Bin Laden’s son doesn’t denounce his father, but wants to be an “ambassador for peace” between Muslims and the West. Are we being fooled by those dreadlocks that Omar is all “smoke a bowl” and “one love”? Of the 19 Bin Laden kids, he definitely seems like the fun, laid-back one.