The 18 Best Online Reviews Of Bizarre Christmas Albums
“This album is only 20 minutes long, which is fortunate, because that’s about all a sane person can take.”
“This album is only 20 minutes long, which is fortunate, because that’s about all a sane person can take.”
“When I wear clothes with kittens, I require a much higher kitten-per-inch-of-shirt count than you’ve offered here.”
“If you want to tape your dog (or cat) to the ceiling, Scotch Tape simply will not be sufficient.”
“Dear Inflatable John, I never thought it would come to this. But I fear it’s time to say good-bye.”
“Main character is too full of himself, not relateable.”
These very serious enthusiasts opine on whether their recently-purchased blade could truly be “a weapon of stealth.”
TripAdvisor and Yelp reviewers top the list of deceivers, but fake reviews exist everywhere.
What’s really surprising is how many men are extremely satisfied with their penis-enlargement slings, weights, how-to books, and other “innovations.”
Simply, brilliant. (via reddit.com)