Just in case you didn't already feel incompetent, there's this. And here I am, thinking long and hard about the choice of paper or plastic.
Because Macs have songs written about them. [Ed Note: It's still cool to be really into Macs, right? I don't think I can tell anymore.]
The Mikey Needleman Band sends out Christmas wishes with a Christmas parody of “On A Boat” by The Lonely Island.
Everyone knows Bert and Ernie are bad ass. Elmo wouldn't approve. Fuck Elmo.