You have to be very explicit if you want to see pictures of dicks online, or else you'll never get anywhere. That being said, the guy is right, people do have sex with all those things.
Sometimes, if you want something, all you need to do is ask for it. Is that so wrong?
I knew he would leave me. [Editor's Note: This short online chat with a stranger is a heartbreaking reminder of humans' inability to communicate across the boundaries of a common language. It's also another very funny entry into our Random Conversation Contest. You can view all the entries as a slideshow.]
For the random conversation contest: a brief diversion into pirate economics. [Editor's Note: Check out this awesome entry in our Best Random Conversation Contest! Pirate jokes are like the universal language.]
http://www.buzzfeed.com/contests/best-random-conversation
New contest! Have a random conversation with a stranger on Omegle, then post a screenshot of the result as your entry. Funny conversations get gold stars and featured on the front page, so late entries will still have a good chance of winning. The funniest conversation posted by Monday night is the winner!
Omegle (the site where you can have random conversations with strangers) is off to a great start. I'm really glad these people found each other.
A new internet service that gets straight to the point, by letting you speak with a stranger. Isn't that essentially what the web is for? Say hi! And if you're asked for your A/S/L, tell a parent.