Either something got into their Ensure, or these septuagenarians have some serious steam to blow off.
Business Buzz The restaurant chain best known for not serving Asians and smelling like old people is trying to woo a younger, late-night crowd by "playing rock after midnight, allowing servers to dress casually, and serving bar food like 'potachoes.'" (Fried food with silly names - just like on Cheers!) They've also launched a site whereupon you vote for your favorite band, and the winner receives free Denny's while on tour. So if you've ever thought about picking up a guitar, now might be the time. Just imagine: cheering fans, tireless groupies, and free mushroom swiss chopped steak. Every. Single. Day.
Culture Buzz A musical featuring Latin music and hip hop steals top honors at the 2008 Tony Awards. The rich, crusty theatergoers made up for their "progressive" choice by awarding the Best Revival of a Musical to South Pacific, a show also involving "ethnic" characters, but with the addition of coconut bras to keep things, you know, "light."
Cute old lady with a collection of YouTube videos where she lip syncs to songs.
Culture Buzz A new web series that re-enacts the Hills using old folks. Old people make everything more poignant! Not that making the Hills more poignant is much of a challenge.
Politics Buzz Obama's grandmother defends him against the negative attacks that he is secretly a Muslim. The fiery lady still lives in Western Kenya and listens to primary results on a radio because she has no television. She's adorable, wears really cool muumuus, and makes the Bush dynasty look pretty lame.
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