A woman (?) in a candy bra singing about….a candy bra.

Anchors Charlie Mergler and Dolly Beck have “the latest forwarded emails you can use and pass along to your children.” Via Vulture Droppings.

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The Senator’s left eye seems even more droopy than usual these days — is there something behind his campaign postponement he’s not telling us?

The Best Links:

1. Pics Of McCain’s Left Eye Acting Up
2. No, This is Actually a Serious Question
3. McCain Seems to Have a Droopy Left Eye, Says a Random Forum Post
4. Did McCain Have Some Kind of Stroke?
5. What’s Up With John McCain’s Left Eye?

The Daily Mail UK has a funny article explaining Donald Trump’s combover, which inspired this round-up.

The Best Links:

1. Donald Trump’s Hair Looks Retarded (Pictorial Evidence)
2. Beard Combover Superbowl Spot
3. The Worst Haircuts of All Time - An Entertaining Blog Post
4. There is a Patent for a Three-way Combover to Cover a Bald Head from 1975
5. George Pataki Combover
6. Funny Shih Tsu Puppy with Combover
7. Tom Snyder’s Combover
8. Baby with Donald-Trump-esque Combover
9. Old Man in London with Kooky Combover
10. Asian Man with Long Hair Combover
11. Semi-Hipstery Dude with Suspenders and a One-Wisp Combover
12. Do Literally 3 Strands of Hair Swiped Across the Forehead Constitute a Combover?
13. Giant Rocks that Look Like They Have Combovers
14. Why Is Comb-Over Marketing So Bad?
15. Baby Comb-over
16. A Step-by-step Guide to the Gravity-defying Donald Trump Combover