A Guide To Your Disappointing Life

Culture Buzz A hard truth goes down easier when it comes from a children’s book full of anthropomorphic animals. “Things They Don’t Tell You” reveals the unspoken truth about ugly people, self-importance, and how tall people only date each other. Everyone’s bound to find one page in here to pin to someone else’s cubicle wall. For example, “Love is like a grocery store apple: look all you want, but you’ll never find one without a huge dent in it.”

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   Things They Don’t Tell You

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   “If you turn out to be ugly, everyone will like you. Nobody will love you.”

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   “Nobody’s perfect, especially you.”

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