You can’t hide it when you see your douchey colleague getting in trouble.
Five minutes = thirty seven minutes.
“Cats and dogs, you a frog.”
Please stop clicking “reply all.”
The superhero-themed designs took quite a lot of manpower.
There needs to be a way of calling back emails sent to the wrong person.
Because office romances are awkward and amazing in equal measure.
Are you the kind of person who sneaks off without saying goodbye? Or do you keep your lunch on your desk too long?
What makes you come in to work every day?
Who brought them here? What do they want?
Check Facebook. Make Tea. Repeat.
If you’re reading this at work, chances are you have.
What this working environment needs is more WordArt.
Please don’t speak to me right now.
Sure, we all have fluorescent lighting. But do you have a tangible sense of regret?
It’s fine, we’re all in this together.
For when you don’t have time to DIY, but do have a credit card…
Stroke longer, stroke harder.
“I don’t think I got that email.”
You’re really pushing me world.
“I’ve seen 3 seasons of the Wire. I get it.” #ICANTEVEN
Why not let today be the day you finally get it all together?
As if working 9-5 wasn’t spooky enough.