TV Buzz Fox News is the new Chris Crocker, except for plump folks. Leave fatties aloooooooooonnnnnneeeeee!!!!1
Unless you're Dom DeLuise (R.I.P.), using your enormous belly as a means of getting laughs is cheap, gross, and - ultimately - hypnotic, especially if you're dressed as Batman. Keep your eyes peeled for “Nick,” the girl in the black angel wings. We're pretty sure she calls bullsh*t after the camera stops rolling.
Here's Barbie and her second chin reading BuzzFeed in bed. But don't feel bad for her! She's not real - the ad's just promoting childhood obesity awareness.
Food Buzz Australian Fast Food Chain, Hungry Jack, has just released a burger with more than 70G of fat and over 1000 calories called The Quad Stack. With 4 beef patties, 4 slices of cheese, 8 slices of bacon, and bbq sauce, this burger is guaranteed to give you 4 heart attacks, 3 strokes, 2 comas, and one of the biggest regrets you’ll ever have.
The average American eats more food than he ate in 1970. There you have it. That’s why we’re fat.
She weighs 33 stones and eats 13,000 calories a day. Wow, imagine having that food orgy every single day.
Animal Control in New Jersey found a 44 pound cat wandering the streets last weekend. Find a Fatter Animal
State-by-state chart measures percentage of obese adult population. And Mississippi takes the cake, literally, holding down the title of “Fattest State in the Union” for the third straight year. America apparently can’t break that Mickey D’s addiction…there’s been a general increase in obesity over the past few years.
Science Buzz Childhood obesity rates among American kids may have finally leveled off after years of rising steadily. Perhaps parents have finally learned that three cheeseburgers isn’t going to help Jack and Jill climb the hill to fetch a pail of water (unless, of course, it’s a pail of cheeseburgers).
Culture Buzz Tyra Banks covers “squashing,” a sexual fetish where men enjoy the feeling of obese women bouncing or sitting on top of them. Squashing: the new waterboarding? Let’s not give the government new ideas for acceptable torture methods.