The Onion News Network takes a look at how thousands of Obama-obsessed young people now have nothing to fill their empty lives. Which is crazy, because we totally have plenty to think and talk about, like: what kind of puppy will the Obamas get?
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Fourth graders in Harlem write to their new President. I’m 100% behind Darnell’s weekend expansion.
Obama supporters are incorporating intense cardio, indie rock, and democracy into aerobics classes. And maybe someday, you’ll be sporting a hot physique like Obama’s.
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