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You can put him in over 38 positions! And if you get bored, don't worry, action figure Obama comes with two pairs of hands and two heads for double the creepy, presidential fun.
The Catalonians have made a ceramic doll that canonizes Barack Obama by portraying him sitting on the crapper. Before you get all huffy and offended, it's supposed to symbolize the fertilization of the earth and fruitful change. After all the Obama shirtless hoopla, it's the closest you'll get to seeing Obama bottomless.