Apparently this reporter was a little too excited about talking to Nancy Pelosi, and didn't see the crotch-high metal pole in time to avoid it. That's dedicated journalism.
Three birds at the St. Louis Zoo meet with a chipmunk to discuss the possibility of sharing his lunch.
Are Mohd Abdullah's shorts too short? Members at the Tournament Capital Centre in Canada seem to think so, and have lodged complaints against the pilates and yoga instructor who claims he'd rather close out his membership than discard the “six to eight pairs of short shorts” he owns. Not for nothing, but is this guy not just begging to be the next poster boy for American Apparel?
This is an old but deliciously insane video chronicling some dude with gigantoballs. But, seriously, that's got to be some load to carry around. Can I hear it from all my fellas with testicles?
Science Buzz The Oak trees around Maryland are producing literally no acorns this year, and the squirrels are going nuts looking for food. There are a few differing theories, but nobody really knows why. It's the mystery of the missing acorns!
Food Buzz The interwebs are ablaze over the world’s first ever testicle cookbook, aptly titled Cooking with Balls. Currently on e-publisher Yudu, the book’s short online preview offers recipes for Testicle Pizza, Testicle Goulash and Testicle Pie. Yum! Just like Momma made! It also offers instructions for peeling, slicing, and dicing Man’s forbidden fruit.