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Culture Buzz Considering the behavior of certain police lately, this photo is oozing with righteous schadenfreude. This anonymous Chilean activist just delivered the taint shot heard round the world. Kick whichever ass you choose with our handy Photo Editor at the bottom of the page!
So that's the real story from sports last night. All of you people talking about the “playoffs” are clearly missing the bigger picture.
Oh Japan… From the recent Japanese Guinness World Records TV series “Bikkuri Chojin” comes Tomoharu Shoji, who crushes 43 walnuts by sitting on them.
USA Junior wrestler Ellis Coleman is bringing some WWE-like high flying hijinks to old school wrestling. If I knew old fashioned wrestling was like this, I definitely would watch more of it. Okay no I wouldn't, but this is crazy. (via deadspin.com)
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The force is strong with this nut.
A comedy from The Brothers McLeod featuring wooden coffee stirrers and marbles. I bet the Brazil nut did it.
University of Florida basketball player Chandler Parsons, after making a three pointer in the Gators' game against Georgia, was accidentally whipped in the groin by a teammate's towel. Apparently the towel was made of chainmail, because Parsons nearly collapsed on the floor from excruciating pain.
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Totally batshit crazy.
Nothing to see here. Unless you want to have your mind blown by a crazy optical illusion! And really, who doesn't want that in these trying times? (Via.)
Apparently this reporter was a little too excited about talking to Nancy Pelosi, and didn't see the crotch-high metal pole in time to avoid it. That's dedicated journalism.
Three birds at the St. Louis Zoo meet with a chipmunk to discuss the possibility of sharing his lunch.
Are Mohd Abdullah's shorts too short? Members at the Tournament Capital Centre in Canada seem to think so, and have lodged complaints against the pilates and yoga instructor who claims he'd rather close out his membership than discard the “six to eight pairs of short shorts” he owns. Not for nothing, but is this guy not just begging to be the next poster boy for American Apparel?
This is an old but deliciously insane video chronicling some dude with gigantoballs. But, seriously, that's got to be some load to carry around. Can I hear it from all my fellas with testicles?
Science Buzz The Oak trees around Maryland are producing literally no acorns this year, and the squirrels are going nuts looking for food. There are a few differing theories, but nobody really knows why. It's the mystery of the missing acorns!
Food Buzz The interwebs are ablaze over the world’s first ever testicle cookbook, aptly titled Cooking with Balls. Currently on e-publisher Yudu, the book’s short online preview offers recipes for Testicle Pizza, Testicle Goulash and Testicle Pie. Yum! Just like Momma made! It also offers instructions for peeling, slicing, and dicing Man’s forbidden fruit.
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