“They’re just a bunch of women who don’t know anything, so you’ll be manager in six months.”
The doctor is ALWAYS in.
“I’m an EMT and I had sex with a patient in the back of my ambulance.” All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
You can never have enough coffee.
Besides constantly being pressured to drink clear fluids, there’s some things the children of nurses all have in common.
Wiping a butt is the easy part.
Good luck trying to fake sick in this house, buddy!
“Once I had a surgeon throw a suture needle at me because I set it up for a righty, and it turned out he was a lefty.”