While you were all watching J.Lo fall on her ass, others were busy watching Chicago Bears wide receiver Devin Hester actual ass, as it was accidentally(?) revealed to the world. Um, so much better than the Levi Johnston Playboy preview pics IMHO.

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1. Screenshot via Sarah Schneider
2. Who is Devin Hester?

Jon Haddock takes pre-1970s pornography and redraws it using cartoon mice. Feel weird yet?

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1. See more vintage mouse porn? Sure!

Stitching just made you gay. Are we nuts, or does it look like she's birthing Groucho Marx?

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1. via Regretsy

A muffled house beat. Sweaty, naked bodies. A man, thrusting away from behind. Boobs. And then…Hitler's mustache? It's all to drive home the message for World AIDS Day 2009: “AIDS is a mass murderer.” Heavy stuff.

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1. Evildoers Doing It To Promote World AIDS Day
2. AIDS Is A Mass Murderer
3. World AIDS Day 2009: Saddam
4. The Ad Agency’s Site That Made It

Just noticed Rob Corddry is butt-ass naked sitting on the foot from Lost in his Twitter icon. And he's a suggested user, which means your mom sees this. Twitter, you cool with that?

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1. Twitter.com/RobCorddry
2. Twitter Business Plan Discovered But Its NSFW
3. Twitter Turns Dirty – Promotes Nude Avatars
4. Twitter endorses naked avatars

Talking boobies that are drunk and at the club. And it's not even Wednesday!

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Link: http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2...

Tosh.0 released instructions for how to find a picture of Demi Moore from the '80s that is quite revealing, as part of his 'Unfollow Ashton Kutchner' campaign. The net result is that 'Demi Moore Bush Pic' is the most searched term on Google this morning. Click above for the Tosh.0 clips on how to find the picture and more on the campaign, or click below to go straight to the money shot.

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1. The Profoundly NSFW Photo in Question

Time for another book recommendation! My well-worn copy of A Girl's Best Friend , by John Kellerman, has seen me through some tough times - but it never fails to teach me something new each time I read it! The story of a girl and her faithful canine companion, A Girl's Best Friend is a heartwarming tale of loyalty, love, and a lifelong friendship.

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1. Another Great Read! The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
2. And Don’t Miss This Guide to Birth Control
3. Awesome Takes Practice
4. All That the Rain Promises, and More…
5. Via Smoke and Coke

Dogs aren't always man's best friend. A little doggy handshake takes a criminal twist at the end of this man's naked webcam session.

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1. Webcam Window Fall

You guys, there are two pretty huge easter eggs in this flick — see if you can spot them. Confused? Answer's in the tags.

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1. via Videogum
2. Why Do Some Hamsters Have Big Balls? - Yahoo! Answers
3. My Hamster Has Very Big Balls, Why Is That?
4. Keep Your Eye Off The Ball(s)

Link: http://heavypetting.tumblr.com/

This is the kind of blog that mainly serves to make me slightly scared of the person who created it. Here, he (or she) finds pornography (often homemade) in which there's a sad pet on the sidelines, and proceeds to color in the NSFW action (rendering it somewhat SFW.) It's like a “Where's Waldo” of pornography, except when you finally find the poor animal, it just makes you really sad. Let's just be OK with this not going any further than a dog briefly checking out some action and ducking away.

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1. Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves
2. SFW Porn
3. Porn, SFW

This is where we keep all of the internet's NSFW content. In London, of course. It's safer there.

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1. NSFW Vault
2. via (*_*)
3. Ever Wonder Where All The NSFW Stuff Goes?

These videos offer some very convincing reasons for thinking twice about those fart-covered Domino's salami sandwiches. But thankfully, everyone involved just got fired. So I guess you could say Domino's Pizza = safe and booger free once again…right?

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1. Disgusting Domino’s People
2. Oh No, Domino’s! A Social Media Disaster In the Making. Literally.
3. More NSFW Videos & Company Response
4. Domino’s Set to Take a Social-media Beating
5. Consumerist Sleuths Track Down Offending Domino’s Store
6. Domino’s Rogue Employees Do Disgusting Things To The Food, Put It On YouTube
7. Dominos Pranksters Done In By Crowdsourcing

The hilariously named anti-gay rights group NOM (National Organization for Marriage) have gone a step further into acronym absurdity with their new initiative “2 Million for Marriage,” or 2M4M. Which is Craigslist-speak for Two men seeking another man . NOM is knocking it out of the park with their acronym selection, but I figured it couldn't hurt to offer a few suggestions of my own for acronyms they can use in future campaigns. Here's a Top 5:

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1. Anti-Gay Rights Group Calls its Marriage Campaign ‘2M4M’
2. The National Org. For Marriage is now a self-parody
3. The ‘Save NOM’ Campaign
4. Gay Marriage Causes Storms
5. NOM Audition Tapes

Here's a collection of Russian advertisements that might be NSFW if you workplace frowns upon pictures of mostly naked women which look almost exactly like pornography. I personally think this is repugnant, but several buzzfeed staffers insisted I post it.

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High School Musical star and heartthrob, Zac Efron, poses in “Wicked Games”-esque photoshoot with a scantily clad model. Girls all over the country just went through puberty.

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TECH BUZZ: An important unspoken interweb rule is that one must always preface information that sounds salacious with a SFW or NSFW tag. Of course, the definition of “work” is subjective, so writers have taken it upon themselves to put creative touches on their NSFW warnings. Urlesque has got the best of the best — and you know what that means: LOTS OF NSFW links!

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1. NSFW, Unless - The Web’s Wittiest Disclaimers

The New York Times thought so. And I can see why! Thank God somebody still has standards in this day and age.

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1. Exclusive: 5 Images the New York Times Didn’t Want You to See
2. Amazon.com: All the Art That’s Fit to Print (And Some That Wasn’t): Inside The New York Times Op-Ed Page
3. Jerelle Kraus: author of a new book about the NYT Op-Ed page
4. Three Illustrations Too Sexy for the New York Times

CULTURE BUZZ: A sculpture park in South Korea pays homage to all forms of sex. Filled with stone phalluses, enormous breasts and all manner of coupling, it’s a common attraction for Korean newlyweds, apparently. (Though they’re just sculptures, the links that follow are almost all NSFW).

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1. “Enjoy Our Humorous Sexual Theme Park!”
2. Get the Satellite View of Loveland Park
3. Orgasm Park In Korea (NSFW)
4. Photo Gallery: Love Land (NSFW)
5. Love Land From the Air (Be Sure To Select Satellite View, Zoom Out If Need Be)
6. More Love Land Photos (Some Repeats, But Still NSFW)
7. It’s Like A Salacious Disneyland