One of my favorite celebrity TwitPics (of the last week) came from Ice Tea's boo and pin-up model, Coco — who really showed her followers what it looks like to be her. What it looks like: absolutely terrifying (and kind of oily).
Jon Haddock takes pre-1970s pornography and redraws it using cartoon mice. Feel weird yet?
Stitching just made you gay. Are we nuts, or does it look like she's birthing Groucho Marx?
Finally, a mascot both furries and grandmas can agree on. Merry XXXmas…from the beach!
A muffled house beat. Sweaty, naked bodies. A man, thrusting away from behind. Boobs. And then…Hitler's mustache? It's all to drive home the message for World AIDS Day 2009: “AIDS is a mass murderer.” Heavy stuff.
Just noticed Rob Corddry is butt-ass naked sitting on the foot from Lost in his Twitter icon. And he's a suggested user, which means your mom sees this. Twitter, you cool with that?
Talking boobies that are drunk and at the club. And it's not even Wednesday!
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Tosh.0 released instructions for how to find a picture of Demi Moore from the '80s that is quite revealing, as part of his 'Unfollow Ashton Kutchner' campaign. The net result is that 'Demi Moore Bush Pic' is the most searched term on Google this morning. Click above for the Tosh.0 clips on how to find the picture and more on the campaign, or click below to go straight to the money shot.
This new ad for the Mini Cooper Cabrio has an odd resemblance to Bukkake. It's totally SFW unless you know what bukkake is, in which case you wouldn't have clicked through, Perv. [Via copyranter].
Time for another book recommendation! My well-worn copy of A Girl's Best Friend, by John Kellerman, has seen me through some tough times - but it never fails to teach me something new each time I read it! The story of a girl and her faithful canine companion, A Girl's Best Friend is a heartwarming tale of loyalty, love, and a lifelong friendship.
BRAAIIIIINNSSSSS, ME WANT….oh, hi there! This zombie crawl supposedly devolved into your typical zombies stripping on the bar type thing.
Dogs aren't always man's best friend. A little doggy handshake takes a criminal twist at the end of this man's naked webcam session.
You guys, there are two pretty huge easter eggs in this flick — see if you can spot them. Confused? Answer's in the tags.
It's like Where's Waldo?, but for nerds and with penetration. Meanwhile, that looks like quite a party. Hope the juice keg doesn't go too fast.
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This is the kind of blog that mainly serves to make me slightly scared of the person who created it. Here, he (or she) finds pornography (often homemade) in which there's a sad pet on the sidelines, and proceeds to color in the NSFW action (rendering it somewhat SFW.) It's like a “Where's Waldo” of pornography, except when you finally find the poor animal, it just makes you really sad. Let's just be OK with this not going any further than a dog briefly checking out some action and ducking away.
This is where we keep all of the internet's NSFW content. In London, of course. It's safer there.
These videos offer some very convincing reasons for thinking twice about those fart-covered Domino's salami sandwiches. But thankfully, everyone involved just got fired. So I guess you could say Domino's Pizza = safe and booger free once again…right?
Politics Buzz The hilariously named anti-gay rights group NOM (National Organization for Marriage) have gone a step further into acronym absurdity with their new initiative “2 Million for Marriage,” or 2M4M. Which is Craigslist-speak for Two men seeking another man. NOM is knocking it out of the park with their acronym selection, but I figured it couldn't hurt to offer a few suggestions of my own for acronyms they can use in future campaigns. Here's a Top 5:
Here's a collection of Russian advertisements that might be NSFW if you workplace frowns upon pictures of mostly naked women which look almost exactly like pornography. I personally think this is repugnant, but several buzzfeed staffers insisted I post it.
High School Musical star and heartthrob, Zac Efron, poses in “Wicked Games”-esque photoshoot with a scantily clad model. Girls all over the country just went through puberty.