The Manti Te’o Story As Told By "Mean Girls" Quotes
Lennay Kekua is a grotsky little byotch.
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7 Mind-Blowing Ways To Think About How Much Time Manti Te’o Spent On The Phone With His Fake Girlfriend
Five hundred hours is a lot of hours.
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The 16 Greatest Skeptical Katie Couric Faces From Her Manti Te’o Interview
Katie’s face doesn’t take crap from anybody.
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Watch Manti Te’o Admit To Katie Couric That He Lied
“Katie, put yourself in my situation…”
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The Voice Of Manti Te’o’s Fake Girlfriend Attempted A Second Hoax On Him In December
This story somehow just got even weirder.
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Meet Manti Te’o’s (Allegedly) REAL Girlfriend
TMZ is reporting that Manti Te’o dated a student at St. Mary’s College named Alexandra del Pilar after the “death” of his hoax girlfriend, Lennay Kekua. Her Twitter has proof that they at least knew each other.
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Was Manti Te’o Cheating On His Fake Dead Girlfriend?
Former teammates thought so.
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Mastermind Of Fake Girlfriend Hoax Says Manti Te’o Was Not Involved
Ronaiah Tuiasosopo claims Manti Te’o was a vicitm.
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Father Of Te’o Hoax’s Accused Mastermind Makes A Statement
Ronaiah Tuiasosopo’s father took to Facebook to share his thoughts.
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How To Break Up With Your Imaginary Girlfriend
It’s no secret that made up relationships are hard. When they’re good, it’s unbelievable…but when they’re bad, it can drive you to the verge of insanity. Not to worry, I’m here to help.
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The 11 Fishiest Quotes From Manti Te’o’s September Interview About His Fake Girlfriend
He didn’t know what her major was? This Sports Illustrated transcript is bonkers.
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Notre Dame’s Reaction To The Te’o Hoax Vs. Its Reaction To Sexual Assault Allegations
An unflattering comparison.
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"The Te’o" Is The Hot New Sex Position
If Cosmopolitan knows anything…it’s sex positions.
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Creator Of "Catfish" Weighs In On Manti Te’o’s Fake Girlfriend Story
If anybody knows what Manti is going through…
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Taiwanese Animation Sums Up The Manti Te’o Scandal So Far
A good way to introduce the Te’o story to children.
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“Te’oing” Is The New, New “Tebowing”
It’s easy to do. Just put your arm around an imaginary girlfriend and voila: “Te’oing.”
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Two People Joked About The Manti Te’o Fake Girlfriend Hoax Over A Month Ago On Twitter
Well, this is odd. This story just gets weirder and weirder.
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Watch Manti Te’o Answer A Question About His Girlfriend After He Supposedly Knew It Was A Hoax
The Notre Dame athletic director says they were informed of the possibly hoax by Te’o on December 26. In January 3rd press conference Te’o responded to a question about his girlfriend.
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A Rundown Of Notre Dame’s Crazy Manti Te’o Press Conference
Also: a fullback on the Arizona Cardinals claims to know the girl everyone now agrees is fake. This story could not get any more bizarre.
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13 Manti Te’o Tweets That Are Hilarious Knowing His Girlfriend Is Fake
Going back through Te’o’s timeline is quite the experience.
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Hear Manti Te’o And A Journalist Speak About His Fake Dead Girlfriend
“I’m reattaching my jaw. It’s one of the weirdest, saddest stories I’ve ever come across.”
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The 25 Best Twitter Responses To Notre Dame Star Manti Te’o’s Fake Dead Girlfriend Hoax
Well done, Twitter. Well done.
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Notre Dame’s Star Football Player Had A Made-Up Dead Girlfriend
According to Deadspin, Manti Te’o — Notre Dame’s star linebacker and a Heisman trophy finalist — was involved in a yearlong hoax regarding a fake girlfriend who died of leukemia.
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Manti Te’o’s Corruptive Presence Is So Powerful It Broke Notre Dame’s Website
The other Notre Dame.
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The Saddest Leprechaun In All The World
No lucky charms (or trophies) for him.
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Brent Musburger Is Really In Love With Alabama QB’s Girlfriend
He’s 73. She’s 23. Tale as old as time.
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15 Shades Of Purple: The Many Colors Of Brian Kelly’s Face
Breaking down what each color means for the Notre Dame coach ahead of tonight’s National Championship game.
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9 Examples Of Notre Dame Fans Acting Very Smug
The smuggest in the nation, by far.
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Why Mediocre College Football Teams Make More TV Money Than Notre Dame
The Irish’s independence might be enviable in the midst of conference chaos, but those Purdue-Minnesota matchups are more lucrative than you think.
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Science Proves That Notre Dame Was The Luckiest Team In The Country
Well, our creative interpretation of science, at least. Undefeated Ohio State had some pretty good fortune as well.
