Plus a novel written entirely on Instagram, a town literally losing sleep over the sounds of fish sex, and 5 nail trends that no one understands.
Haters gonna hate, but you’re probably too busy watching Rudy to notice.
In Saturday’s game against their long-time rivals Notre Dame, UMich won by virtue of their half-time show alone… Aside from winning at the actual football, that is.
The best four years of your life, as seen through Sutro.
There are fans, and then there are fans.
Lennay Kekua is a grotsky little byotch.
Five hundred hours is a lot of hours.
Katie’s face doesn’t take crap from anybody.
“Katie, put yourself in my situation…”
This story somehow just got even weirder.
TMZ is reporting that Manti Te’o dated a student at St. Mary’s College named Alexandra del Pilar after the “death” of his hoax girlfriend, Lennay Kekua. Her Twitter has proof that they at least knew each other.
Former teammates thought so.
Ronaiah Tuiasosopo claims Manti Te’o was a vicitm.
Ronaiah Tuiasosopo’s father took to Facebook to share his thoughts.
It’s no secret that made up relationships are hard. When they’re good, it’s unbelievable…but when they’re bad, it can drive you to the verge of insanity. Not to worry, I’m here to help.
He didn’t know what her major was? This Sports Illustrated transcript is bonkers.
An unflattering comparison.
If Cosmopolitan knows anything…it’s sex positions.
If anybody knows what Manti is going through…
A good way to introduce the Te’o story to children.
It’s easy to do. Just put your arm around an imaginary girlfriend and voila: “Te’oing.”
Well, this is odd. This story just gets weirder and weirder.
The Notre Dame athletic director says they were informed of the possibly hoax by Te’o on December 26. In January 3rd press conference Te’o responded to a question about his girlfriend.
Also: a fullback on the Arizona Cardinals claims to know the girl everyone now agrees is fake. This story could not get any more bizarre.
Going back through Te’o’s timeline is quite the experience.
“I’m reattaching my jaw. It’s one of the weirdest, saddest stories I’ve ever come across.”
Well done, Twitter. Well done.
According to Deadspin, Manti Te’o — Notre Dame’s star linebacker and a Heisman trophy finalist — was involved in a yearlong hoax regarding a fake girlfriend who died of leukemia.
The other Notre Dame.