“I feel the most relaxed and comfortable when I am at your house.”
Send it to all crushes, significant others, and cute strangers.
The note begins: “Dear douchebag bike thief.”
The pursuit of delicious cheese is always the right decision. ALWAYS.
This is the perfect way to deal with annoying roommates.
Country > Career.
This is vewy vewy cweepy.
A traveller woke up to find this next to his bed. Via Imgur.
This list is the gift that keeps giving! (By names getting unblurred — thanks, In Touch!)
What we’re all secretly thinking about our siblings.
People have a lot of problems, basically.
Warning: Only use these if you never want the other person to recover and live a full life.
Payback is wonderful, isn’t it?
You can make living with people more fun, and not an effing nightmare.
No awkward texts or Facebook friend requests: These kids only know pure love.
After an awkward moment in class one teacher went the extra mile to make Colban Clark, a transgender art student, feel comfortable. This teacher deserves all the awards.
In all fairness not all dads are news anchors that happen to be interviewing Ryan Gosling, but still.
Get ready to have your mind blown by this honesty.
“I don’t think I’m going to make it.”
Children eventually grow up and move away. View Image ›
It’s a legit reason to miss school. View Image ›
An earnest gentleman named Paul is soliciting friends with this lengthy note, slipping it under doors in his apartment building. He likes “whole-body-ball.” Is that a euphemism? View Image ›
I don’t know why the teacher was so upset. This shows ingenuity and gumption. Plus, it’s entirely recyclable. Laziness saves the planet yet again. View Image ›
The soundest and most irrefutable medical advice of all time. In a follow up appointment, the patient was advised to quit being stupid. View Image ›
A perfectly valid reason to run away. I believe this is the original manuscript for “The Catcher in the Rye.” View Image ›
If someone were to call me this despicable slur, I’d also be offended. Harry Potter has corrupted our youth. The kid was later expelled for saying “frak.” View Image ›