The toddler has suffered a traumatic start to life.
Your face glows & your lips are shrinking. Yup.
Don’t worry, these are things you can ACTUALLY do.
Whoops. Poor dude didn’t realize there was a camera below him.
Dogs are still trying to kiss bees, even after this cautionary tale.
WARNING: This post contains photos of a man with a nose on his forehead.
Must look away. Can’t look away.
And is now a little superstar. Say hello to 3-year-old Ollie Axel, your new favorite Brit tot.
Paul Green Jr. shoved 18 quarters up his nose, a RecordSetter.com world record.
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But not the accident you’re thinking of. A group called Clips-4-Sale is trying to buy the rights to the raw footage of this incident. Here is their hilariously juvenile letter to ABC on behalf of “flatulophiliacs” everywhere.
The former bodyguard of Britney Spears, Fernando Flores, has long alleged sexual harassment against Spears. But new court documents have added a disgusting level of specificity to the whole sordid affair, making it even sordider (it’s a word now). Flores claims that Spears would frequently make unwanted sexual advances, but her personal hygiene was so atrocious that he suffered psychological damage from the stinky come ons. Excessive farting and nose-picking are among her alleged crimes against sanitation. Also, she was (allegedly) so bombed on drugs that she insisted on being called Jennifer and Queen Bee. All charges are denied by the Spears camp. From Radar Online, here are the pertinent passages from the court filings.
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