Reporter Has ‘Medical Issue’ On Air

Exhibiting shades of Serene Branson, Toronto reporter Mark McAllister suffered what was later described as a “medical issue” and started speaking nonsense on live television. Thankfully, he tweeted that he’s now doing fine. Watch Video ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 37 responses

Putin Notes This Meeting Is Boring

Or 80% of all children under the age of six are KGB spies. That adorable “I love you” letter was actually the coordinates of every house in the neighborhood. View Image ›

Donna Dickens 2 years ago 24 responses

Speaking Nonsense To Strangers From Craigslist

When you watch this, you gotta be careful about the carrot sticks coming at you in the middle of the night. The sky opens up then everything is okay. Watch Video ›

Tanner Ringerud 2 years ago 39 responses

Speaking More Nonsense To Strangers

This guy’s got a gift. Watch Video ›

Tanner Ringerud 2 years ago 48 responses

Speaking Nonsense To Strangers

No, you see, the problem was that earlier we didn’t have the balloons in the blue area back there. If we come back at 10:30, we’ll work something out. It’s okay. I’ll still be up that late. Watch Video ›

Tanner Ringerud 2 years ago 118 responses

Hgiyiyi (hgjhjh, hjhk) [Paperback]

Random test pages bring out the very best in Amazon.com’s community. This reminds me of the great Wa3 (for all you BuzzFeed old-timers). (Via The Presurfer.) View List ›

Jack Shepherd 2 years ago 82 responses

Debra Invades MTV

If you’ve been looking for Internet sensation Debra, she’s been hanging out backstage at MTV, talking sh*t about Kim Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari. Meanwhile, outside MTV’s Times Square studio, the dummy dum dums were in fine form, lending their opinion on Kim Kardashian’s fashion faux pas. IMPORTANT! View Media ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago respond

Angela Lansbury, Sex Detective [NSFW]

A filthy, bizarre, and ultimately hilarious setup in which the Murder, She Wrote star serves as the go-to Private Dick regarding matters of …well, the dick. Angela Lansbury looking like an Asian burn victim with a mustache? Aw, come on, you guys, this is too weird for its own good. (That being said, when do we get the second episode???) Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago 21 responses

Memorable Quotes from ‘Transformers 2’

A sampling of bon mots from Michael Bay’s latest masterpiece, culled from IMDB. I really identify with Sam. View Image ›

Amanda Dobbins 3 years ago 56 responses

Sarah Palin Gibberish

Ever notice that Sarah Palin does not make any sense? She is looking down at her notes for words she is supposed to say and then she just adds them regardless of what they mean. Palin-mania is fading and it looks like she has some challenging weeks ahead of her. UPDATE: Please only post relevant response, I will remove others. And you can comment on Biden’s gibberish here. Watch Video ›

Jonah Peretti 4 years ago respond