This is hilarious!! The English in here is all different and wrong-sounding!!! This is worth checking out, y'all. For sure!!!

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Link: http://www.buzzfeed.com/tag/No_One_Cares

Buzzfeed made this page to showcase failed buzz (shit that no one cared about). Apparently, people stopped caring about not caring 9 months ago.

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CULTURE BUZZ: First black presidential candidate! First Republican female VP candidate! OMG Michael Phelps 8 golds! We’re growing weary of all the era-defining moments of the last few weeks. Seriously, can’t we just go back to a regular, slow-news August? We’re world-historically tired.

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1. Usain Bolt Set Two World Records
2. Barack Obama Accepts Historic Democratic Nomination
3. 8 Golds Medals - Featured Image on BuzzFeed
4. Sarah Palin Is McCain’s VP! - Featured on BuzzFeed

The North Shore Sun received pictures of a dead creature that supposedly looked like the Montauk Monster. Three Long Islanders have testified to seeing the animal. The poor animal corpse washes ashore just as people have stopped caring so much about monsters. It makes me question the meaning of life and death, and whether anything means anything anymore.

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The Best Links:

1. The Rocky Point Monster: Photos of Another Dead Monster: Montauk’s Cousin?
2. Another Dead Monster Reported In Long Island
3. See More Photos from the North Shore Sun

FOOD BUZZ: The FDA announces the Great Tomato Scare of Aught Eight is finally over. Thank god we all survived! For a while there, we couldn’t even get beefsteak tomatoes on our pizza. Now the FDA is saying tomatoes might never have been the source of the outbreak to begin with. Watch out for those peppers, though!

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The Best Links:

1. The Salmonella Outbreak, Meanwhile, Remains As Unexplained As Ever
2. FDA Says Tomatoes Are Okay (Kinda. And Don’t Even Get Them Started on Peppers)
3. “We’re telling people that tomatoes now in the market and in stores — domestic and imported — are OK”
4. Some of Us Never Stopped Eating

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Ethan Hawke has married his former nanny in secret. Shawhughes was originally hired by Uma Thurman to look after the two children she and Hawke had together. Now the former nanny is about to give birth to her first child with Hawke, and his rep admits the couple was secretly married in New York last month. If only Sarah Larson had been so lucky with Clooney!

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1. Ethan Hawke Says Yep, They’re Hitched
2. Hawke-eyed pap snaps Ethan, gal pal
3. Here’s To The Happy Couple (They Don’t Look so Happy)

Candid photos of one half of the twin superduo partying have leaked on the web. Stars are just like us, in the sense that their un-staged party photos make their lives look pretty boring/unglamorous/a lot like college.

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It’s just so rare that someone takes the time to write graffiti that amounts to “meh”. Send your best examples to editor@buzzfeed.com , and we’ll run our favorites (with thanks to Demetri Martin ).

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1. “The incredibly rare apathetic graffiti”

BUSINESS BUZZ: An online banner with the ubiquitous Ray wearing a scarf that may or may not be a keffiyeh has been pulled after a conservative outcry. Michelle Malkin was shocked, shocked! Will Keffiyeh Gate rally the blogosphere to her fashion cause? Or has the scarf been passé long enough now that all she’ll garner is a collective “meh”?

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The Best Links:

1. They Yanked Her Ad for a Keffiyeh-Like Scarf!
2. Surprise! Michelle Malkin Mulls Boycott
3. Stupid Moves, Dunkin’ Donuts
4. The Only Thing Offensive Here is Her Outdated Fashion
5. This is Not Actually a Saturday Night Live Skit

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Jessica Simpson celebrates Tony Romo’s birthday by singing, flinging cake and posing for the cameras. We’ve heard good things about red velvet cake, but the blue stuff in these photos looks as though it might be Smurf-inducing.

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1. When Food Coloring Strikes
2. Another Quiet Night With Jessica Simpson
3. “She licked cake from his face as everyone cheered them on”
4. And She Sang!
5. D Magazine Runs The Hot Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Pics

MUSIC BUZZ: Pete Doherty is reuniting with his former Libertines bandmate to write a musical for a well-known London theater. Good luck suspending your disbelief: The plot of this yet-to-be-written classic of musical theater will revolve around a young rock band struggling with fame. Maybe it will feature drug use? Stay tuned!

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The Best Links:

1. Stop Trying to Scratch Out Your Own Eyes: Pete Doherty Is Writing a Musical
2. “Five Reasons a Libertines Musical Isn’t a Terrible Idea”
3. But Will It Be Better Than Spamalot?
4. Nothing Like a Healthy Working Relationship!
5. Pete and Carl, Together Again

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Tori Spelling and Eminem both announce they’re at work on their memoirs. New works from two of our favorite authors! Is this better than celeb twins , or should we give it the No One Cares tag ?

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The Best Links:

1. Finally, Some Insight Into the Troubled World of Eminem!
2. “A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Tori Spelling”
3. Oooh, All the Real 9-0 Dish!
4. The Classy Classic “Tommyland”

CULTURE BUZZ: Just in time for the Westminster Dog Show, PETA launched a video campaign against the American Kennel Club, likening them to the Klu Klux Klan. In defense of the Grand Wizard, dude may done his fair share of lynching and torching, but no one ever said he wasn’t an animal lover.

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The Best Links:

1. PETA vs. the Dog Show
2. The Videos!
3. In PETA’s Words: Introducing PETA’s ABC Campaign
4. “PETA Must Have Missed the Memo About the AKC Considering Opening Up Events to Non-pedigree Pooches.”
5. Goodbye To All That
6. “Buy One, Kill One” Airs During Westminster
7. AKC and KKK: One of These Things is Not Like the Other
8. “The AKC Doesn’t Care About Dogs, It Cares About Manipulating Animals to Suit Human Desire.”
9. PETA: “All Breeders Are ‘Evil’ and ‘Greedy.’”
10. LIVE-DOGGING BESTMINSTER, Day 1: I Know Why The Caged Dog Barks

FOOD BUZZ: Not only is Feb. 5 Super Fat Tuesday , it’s also Pancake Day. The date is so overdetermined that IHOP has broken tradition and declared next Tuesday to be National Pancake Day. Purists are sticking to the usual date since it’s intended to be a part of the beginning of Lent. As news reports on the controversy note, “There is no word on whether IHOP has asked the Vatican to shift the timing of Lent.”

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The Best Links:

1. Controversy Surround Flapjack Celebration
2. IHOP Gives the Church a Big Middle Finger
3. Pancakes Are Fun, But Not on Election Day
4. So Many Fun Events on Pancake Day!
5. How Knew There Even Was Such a Thing as Pancake Day?
6. A Great Day to try Those Aerosol Pancakes!

MUSIC BUZZ: Jose Gonzalez and Radiohead will make their next tours green. Fans can buy carbon offsets to go with their tour t-shirts.

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The Best Links:

1. Jose Gonzalez Going On a “Green” Tour
2. Radiohead Researches Its Own Carbon Footprint
3. Fan Travel Accounts For Much Of The Carbon Use
4. Rock Music Going Green
5. The Greening of Rock ‘n’ Roll
6. On the Road With Willie Nelson’s Biodiesel Tour Bus
7. Pearl Jam’s Carbon Portfolio

CULTURE BUZZ: Mobile libraries for those out-of-the-way spots. In Venezuela, burros carry loads of books to remote villages.

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1. Mule Bookmobile
2. Venezuela’s Four-Legged Mobile Libraries
3. Wi-Fi Equipped Book Mules May Become Cyber Mules As Well
4. Mule Library
5. As Bad As Things Are, At Least We’ve Still Got Mules

SCIENCE BUZZ: British government confirms a second outbreak of this devastating animal disease. It’s a funny-sounding name for a not-so-funny disease: even though humans can’t really get it, it can potentially kill millions of livestock.

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The Best Links:

1. Timeline: Outbreaks from August 3-August 7
2. Farmers and Politicians Are the Ones who Are Worried
3. US pharmaceutical company source of foot-and-mouth disease
4. 10 Facts about Foot and Mouth Disease
5. Great Britain under Dairy Quarantine
6. Foot and mouth spreads to three outbreaks
7. What is Foot-and-mouth disease? On Wikipedia

TECH BUZZ: We hate stupid hackers. BuzzFeed was hit with a denial of service attack, which works by overwhelming your servers with traffic. And we thought we were just popular! Funny, just last month we heard DoS attacks were on the decline .

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The Best Links:

1. What The Hell Is A Denial Of Service Attack, Anyway?
2. Denial Of Service Attacks Against The Country Of Estonia
3. Anatomy Of A Denial Of Service Attack
4. Massive Attacks On Anti-Spam Sites
5. DoS Extortion No Longer Profitable?
6. DoS Attacks Drop

POLITICS BUZZ: $12 billion in shrink-wrapped $100 bills designated for the Iraq War goes missing. An intriguing whodunnit for the modern age. This one’s a real headscratcher!

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1. The Person Who Was Supposed to Pick It Up Never Showed Up, I Dunno
2. Three Massive Cash Shipments…Vanished!
3. Waxman’s Gonna Get to the Bottom of This!
4. Story Reported by British Press?
5. Have they never heard of Western Union?
6. Heat Directed Towards Paul Bremer
7. “Cash payments were made from the back of a pickup truck”
8. 363 tons of cash
9. Funny Pic of Two CPA Officials Posing with $12 Million

POLITICS BUZZ: Things were starting to look up … Then the Saints lost, and the Katrina victims got notably dissed by the President. People never change, I guess.

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The Best Links:

1. Crumpled Cryptic Note Leaves You Wondering Which Legislator Left It
2. Republicans Forget to Attend Hearing
3. Republicans Blow Off Meeting
4. FEMA Wants Their Money Back ($300M to be Exact)
5. “I often think we would have been better off if the terrorists had blown up our levees. Maybe we’d have gotten more attention.”
6. “FEMA Calls Rebuilding Complete As New Orleans Restored To Former Squalor”
7. Lieberman, Head of Homeland Security Committee, Does Not Care
8. “Obama Cares, Just Not So Much”
9. Empty Promises…
10. I Am SOOOO Sick of New Orleans, Ughhh It’s Like, Shut Up Already, Stop Wasting Our Money
11. Not Enough Teachers
12. How I Realized New Orleans Is Not Important to President