If Holocaust survivors knew how to use the Internet, they'd probably find this a lot more funny. Although, really, you don't have to be a Holocaust survivor to want to flush this a-hole down a giant toilet.

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I can't understand why this never caught on! Or maybe it did catch on, and I've been horribly, horribly tricked for my entire adult life.

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Leave it to the Japanese to mix sexual titillation with Tug of War. Two men tug against each other towards a model, trying to capture her nipple flag. From what I can tell, this program doesn't appear on the schedule for any of the broadcast or cable networks.

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Don't expect another nude scene from Mary Louise Parker anytime soon. In an interview with More magazine the Weeds star admitted she hates, of all things, her big nipples.

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Beyonce gave Hugh Jackman a glimpse of her bare breast at the Oscars. …Thereby fulfilling every schoolboy's fantasy of singing and prancing to hail the return of the musical, makeup flawless, while holding the Single Ladies singer in his arms.

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This is one hell of a mustache. And maybe I've got the holidays on my mind, but his encapsulating nipple hairs kinda look like elf boots, no? 'Tis the season!

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Never make a bet you can't win, especially when man boobs are involved. It wouldn't be a proper childhood if there weren't any major regrets. Unfortunately for these three young gamblers, their special moment was recorded.

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American television execs are continuing to just say no to nipples on air. Eva Mendes’ new ad for Calvin Klein has been banned from U.S. networks. The ad shows Eva rolling around topless while musing on love, madness, and obsession. Turns out Calvin Klein execs already knew how prude we Americans are before producing the ad. They just didn’t care.

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