Because why have just the one leotard?
Because why have just the one leotard?
They all get an F… for ferocious.
It’s a commercial. It’s boobs vs. moobs. There can only be one winner.
Here’s an online database of every nipple at the Met. You should definitely follow this Tumblr and stay abreast of all the new nipples being added to their ever-expanding collection. (via thisisnthappiness.com)
Excuse me…I mean “The 53 Most Ridiculous Outfits From Paris Couture Week.” Pardonnez-moi.
Notice the stripes in the legs…masterful. “Movember,” aka “No Shave November,” “Novembeard,” or “Growvember.” His name is Noel Evans, and his body is a temple of mustache.
Aliaa Maghda El-Mahdy is a 20-year-old political activist from Cairo who has gained infamy in Egypt for posting the following nude photos as a feminist statement against radical Islamic oppression. Pot, consider yourself stirred.
An unedited version of the video in which a Russian woman with a poorly buttoned blouse does high speed donuts in a souped up car. Boob physics are fascinating.
While in New York for the CFDA Fashion Awards, Lady Gaga wardrobe malfunctioned all over your face. She later went dancing, but had the presence of mind to proactively pasty. The studded thong, however, looked like it stubbed her camel toe. More at Daily Mail. View List ›
This guy seems nice. Also, who the hell says “nips”? Read More ›
Nip slips, pokies, upskirts, crotch shots, sideboobs and ass flashes! It’s the Lindsay Lohan nudity smörgåsbord! All of these are from the same photo shoot, and even though it doesn’t seem physically possible, there’s much more at Egotastic. View List ›
The only thing known about these photos is that they were taken in 1986, the same year he married Maria Schriver. The ’80s were a hell of a drug. View List ›
Meaning erect, frozen nipples.
If you can’t avoid a nipple slip while wearing it, then yeah, too small. Watch Video ›
Oh the things our friends and alcohol can get us to do. Nothing says “Happy Holidays” like an ugly sweater and Rudolph immortalized on your chest. View Image ›
The mass of abs and hair gel known as The Situation will earn $5 million this year. Once you’re done being sick, here are 11 famous people you know and maybe like who stand to earn far less than that. View List ›
I love that pop music videos have both upside-down-crucifix-underpants and “accidental” nipple slips in them these days. Back in my day we had to settle for Madonna wearing her pajamas to Mass when we wanted to get outraged about something. (Via Fleshbot.) View Image ›
Two words: nipple tape. View Media ›
If Holocaust survivors knew how to use the Internet, they’d probably find this a lot more funny. Although, really, you don’t have to be a Holocaust survivor to want to flush this a-hole down a giant toilet. View Image ›
I can’t understand why this never caught on! Or maybe it did catch on, and I’ve been horribly, horribly tricked for my entire adult life. View Image ›
Leave it to the Japanese to mix sexual titillation with Tug of War. Two men tug against each other towards a model, trying to capture her nipple flag. From what I can tell, this program doesn’t appear on the schedule for any of the broadcast or cable networks. Watch Video ›
Don’t expect another nude scene from Mary Louise Parker anytime soon. In an interview with More magazine the Weeds star admitted she hates, of all things, her big nipples.
Actress Mary-Louise Parker stripped off her clothes for the season finale of “Weeds” last year but she confessed she was forced into it. Mary-Louise didn’t want to expose her breasts and saw no reason to do so.
Beyonce gave Hugh Jackman a glimpse of her bare breast at the Oscars. …Thereby fulfilling every schoolboy’s fantasy of singing and prancing to hail the return of the musical, makeup flawless, while holding the Single Ladies singer in his arms. View Image ›
This is one hell of a mustache. And maybe I’ve got the holidays on my mind, but his encapsulating nipple hairs kinda look like elf boots, no? ‘Tis the season! View Image ›