Talk about a showstopper.
Wait, who even knew that they were dating in the first place? [NSFW, vague-and-blurry nipple action]
But not the accident you’re thinking of. A group called Clips-4-Sale is trying to buy the rights to the raw footage of this incident. Here is their hilariously juvenile letter to ABC on behalf of “flatulophiliacs” everywhere.
Jennifer Lopez was on German television and let slip some very large nip. That areola appears to be broadcasting messages into space as part of the SETI project. More at Egotastic. (via egotastic.com) View Image ›
Courtney Cox was hit by an amorous wave and nearly lost her bikini top in St. Barts. Josh Hopkins is strictly a platonic friend and co-worker who surely takes no pleasure from seeing her naked. More over at Egotastic. View List ›
In what’s becoming something of a trend, Lindsay Lohan showed up to court today wearing an outfit that looked like it was applied with a paint roller dipped in latex. Keep fighting the good fight, Lindsay. More over at Egotastic. View List ›
Even her nip slips are refined and elegant. It must be close to tea time, because her saucer is already out. View Image ›
A New Mexico woman was recently arrested and charged with aggravated assault following a violent argument with her daughter-in-law. Bellow are excerpts from the police report detailing the event. WARNING: If you’re squeamish about titty twisters, don’t proceed. View List ›