Whatever you do, DON’T PRESS THE PAUSE BUTTON, PEOPLE.
Tomodachi Life is supposed to be about “all the dramatic ups and downs of life,” but Nintendo has rejected pleas from fans to allow same-sex relationships in the game.
Jeremy Kaye on why Mario’s a JERK.
And it’s incredible, Diane.
Which of these best-selling video games have you played? Test your might.
Tattoos are forever. Trends are not.
It’ll 1UP your fashion game.
Just a fraction of all the great things video games offer.
Dude, it was…awesome.
You tried, Nintendo. You tried.
Battletoads, Virtual Boy, Double Dragon III, underwater levels… What do they all have in common?
Remember, cheat codes don’t exist in real life.
Real people are a lot less understanding than Luigi.
Should you buy the console that just came out, or the one from 1996?
Gotta catch ‘em all.
Who says you can’t put a price on your childhood?
Use Link as your moral compass. He’s a good guy. And while you’re at it, get the brand-new game for 3DS — The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds — available now!
Link has been around for a long time, folks. It can be tricky to keep up with the little hero’s story, so we’ve made it simple for you! Here’s the best part: A new piece of the puzzle — The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds — is available now!
A high score in a video game can lead to a high score in life.
Gotta catch ‘em all! Except don’t because most of these are endangered.
Because Mario and Luigi are PLUMBERS (duh), and “Mansome” is not a documentary about Charles Manson.
What are Mario’s overalls made of? Denim denim denim.
If only these were real and my NES still worked. Created by VGJunk.
A hundred m*therf*ckers can’t tell Isabelle nothin’.
When you think about it, the Nintendo character is horribly violent, and kind of racist. As this video ably demonstrates.
All those hours weren’t wasted after all.
Delightfully niche Tumblr. 8-bit tributes to the paintings of surrealist artist René Magritte. (via supermagritte.tumblr.com)
Now you’re playing with power.