The man who invented Mario holds forth on the disappointing sales of Nintendo’s new console and why he almost showed off some of the new Zelda game at E3.
He may look harmless, but he’s actually a merciless monster.
Sure, there are two brand-new consoles to salivate over, but the 2013 E3 is especially lousy with games and displays built to tickle our nostalgia.
What is this wizardry? Just the magical world of computer science!
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Go out and buy them today!
Who knew pixels could be so frustrating?
If only real-life commuting could be this delightful.
Remember, Pokémon are as real as we believe they are, okay?
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These designs are begging to be turned into games. Surely some sympathetic developer wants to see Jabba the Kong as much as fans do.
Anyone up for a Wizards & Warriors tournament?
An irate customer tries to return a defective NES at knifepoint. How do you defuse this situation?
Save your breath.
Don’t love your Christmas present this year? It could be worse. Remember the presents you wanted every single year but your parents never got you until the year AFTER it was cool?
He is completely serious about this outfit and you should be, too.
Video games are getting older, and so are you.
On one hand, this guy is asking for $25,000. On the other, uhhh, look at these pictures?
Mario wasn’t always a plumber and he wasn’t always called Mario.
Let’s hope America’s youth can survive!
SE-GA. Video game voices in the 90s sounded more like robots learning to mimic human speech patterns.
It wasn’t always easy owning an original NES.
I need these because of reasons. But not to cook in because they are too magnificent to stain.
If you can craft, why not nerd craft? And let me tell you, nerds make some pretty amazing things.
Mario goes all Grand Theft Auto, brought to you by dorkly. Warning: 8-bit violence and NSFW language.
Imagine if they exchanged powergloves instead of rings? Another in a long tradition of geeky invites.
This Super Mario Brothers tribute board game is a work of sheer genius, turning Hungry Hungry Hippos into an amazing Koopa battle where you eat everything that you can. Game on!
It’s coming out in November with a weird new tablet/controller thing. Here’s everything you need to know.