21 Flawless Cattacks
Take notes, humans.
Take notes, humans.
The Ku Klux Klan is very upset with your insensitive costumes. (via 4chan.org)
This is basically my greatest childhood fantasy, realized.
Think you have ninja cat figured out? You are so wrong!
After viewing this video, I’m pretty confident that ninja cats exist. Watch and be a believer too.
Ninja training: you’re doing it right. Your move, Jackie Chan.
Ninjas are awesome. So is this stop motion short film about two ninjas fighting to the death.
This one is dedicated to all the Ninjas, Jedis, and Lonely Nerds out there. (via explosm.net) View Image ›
Ninjas. That is all. Watch Video ›
Available by prescription only. Unless your pharmacist is religious, in which case you’re out of luck. Watch Video ›
There’s something damn creepy about that guy. [Via The BuzzBrewery] View Image ›
A man in black hunts his carrot munching prey. Then things turn weird. Watch Video ›
Also, coincidentally, the plot of every anime ever made. Click for larger. View Image ›
For the aspiring stealthy assassin.
Everything you never wanted to know about ninjas.
Little known fact(s): Ninja Kata invented the internet. Ninja Zudozizi-Lukukute can remove a spleen in one swift motion while streaming it LIVE on Ustream. And Ninja Tokimita doesn’t play any sports. Unless killing is a sport. View Image ›
I guess even ninjas need something to fall back on. In this case, it’s a pole. View Media ›
For those at home that wished they could weaponize their digital library. View Image ›
No need to say which country this is from but those female ninjas sure have some nasty tricks. Watch Video ›
Badassery and dessert, together at last. As they were meant to be. View Image ›
Another N word that really needs to be said with care. Ninja, please. Watch Video ›
Was anyone else unaware of the longstanding feud between Ninjas and the homeless? View Image ›
Wow, I hope this cat is de-clawed. Who in their right mind would fuck with a ninja cat yielding razor-sharp weapons ? (Via: Blameitonthevoices) Watch Video ›
Definitely the best kind of ninjas. View Image ›
Ninjas, fighting for chips.
Add a little toxic ooze to a turtle egg, and voila! Instant ninja. (Thanks, Ash!) View Image ›
Two vacationing ninjas in Paris. Romance, action and suspense! All in about a minute and a half for you people with short attention spans. View Media ›
Girl uses her ninja hand puppet to put on an impressive martial arts display. I’m not quite sure what happens after that, but thankfully it involves no tentacles. View Media ›
The perfect mix of cute, triumphant, and awesome. I love how Sidekick Kitten appears to be pumping up Ninja Kitten at :20. Also, Ninja Kitten totally knocks down Nemesis Kitten at :10. Watch Video ›
Just in case you’re not clear on the pecking order, here’s a handy chart that’s been doing the rounds today. It’s like paper rock scissors, except with more senseless violence. (Via). View Image ›