Samedi, François Hollande a officialisé sa séparation avec Valérie Trierweiler. Depuis la sortie du fameux numéro de Closer, la relation supposée entre le Président de la République et l’actrice Julie Gayet enflamme la presse internationale. Mais bon. Tout est relatif.
Now that Mary-Kate Olsen is reportedly dating the half-brother of former French president Nicolas Sarkozy, you need a chart to keep all the Sarko-celebrity connections straight. So we’ve made something much more fun than a family tree: a dating tree.
The network apparently mixed up the outgoing president with Colombian prostitute Dania Suarez. The gaffe is especially ironic given some of Sarkozy’s policies.
Frontrunner François Hollande’s ads are aimed to appeal to demographics that President Nicolas Sarkozy has alienated.
French diplomat reveals how George W. Bush first knew Obama would win: His daughters were crazy about the Democrat.
The Director of the Consulat General De France sends a letter requesting a VIP box for the upcoming Ireland/France World Cup playoff-match to Ireland’s Department of Diplomatic Affairs. Country-insulting hilarity ensues.
France is all hot and bothered about this video of Carla Bruni-Sarkozy patting her husband’s behind. This will have to tide you over until that sex tape surfaces.
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French president Nicolas Sarkozy has fired his foreign minister because she is glamorous, had a baby out of wedlock (maybe his!) and because Carla Bruni hates her. People were also outraged because she returned to work five days after giving birth, which is typically French and awesome. This concludes your lesson on foreign politics for the day.
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Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy, releases her album today in Europe. With lyrics like “I…am burning for you like a pagan woman” you can’t help but think “presidential.”
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