And it is GLORIOUS.
And it is GLORIOUS.
This is it. (via iraffiruse.net)
Tired of the same old costumes? Spice things up with a little Cage.
Look, this is not an endorsement of his current state of affairs. I’m just sayin’ DEM EYELIDS.
Forget Ben Affleck, these are the casting choices Hollywood needs to consider. Thanks to Redditor Maxfieldo for starting it all!
Today we are all the Cage Tail.
And I’m totally okay with this. More please. Also this cover is pretty good.
This changes everything.
Before he was an actor, the Oscar-winning Joe star said he wanted to write something like Moby-Dick. Now, 30 years past that dream, he’s on the comeback trail.
Steam Community user Dr. Riñoncitos created an alteration for Left 4 Dead 2 that replaces the regular flashlight beam with the face of actor extraordinaire, Nicolas Cage. It’s just as awesome as it sounds.
It’s called a Philippine Eagle or “Monkey-Eating Eagle.”
Everything is better with a Nic Cage head. Everything.
Plus 25 other titles for Jay-Z’s new album, an incredibly ironic way to learn social skills, and Simon Helberg as Nicolas Cage as Abraham Lincoln.
It must’ve taken him at LEAST ten minutes to finish this “poem.”
And chased him from the Bahamas to Las Vegas. DreamWorks Animation’s Kirk DeMicco and Chris Sanders explain why.
BuzzFeed’s Hollywood scientists have unearthed rare footage of a young Nicolas Coppola in his natural state: 1980’s beach hunk. It is beautiful to behold. (via reddit.com)
You’re house-sitting for a friend and you have dozens of photos of Samuel L. Jackson. WHAT DO YOU DO?! (via imgur.com)
If you have a Netflix account and can’t decide which side of Nic you want to see, then this is the site for you.
WANT. NEED. WANTNEED.
Production stills from a new movie called Joe started popping up online, revealing a bearded Nic Cage in all his glory. This is a cause for celebration.
So, they can still cancel the new Superman movie and make this happen, right? RIGHT?!
I cannot stress how important this is.
Each year, 10 Golden Raspberry Awards are bestowed on the worst actors, writers, and directors in film. As always, some of these nominees, which were announced yesterday, deserve a break.
January 7th is that magical time of year when we celebrate the birth of America’s greatest actor.
A Reddit user sat next to the actor on a plane and snapped a terribly unflattering photo. Poor guy, flying does not suit him.
Pranking your friends/co-workers/parents with hidden pictures of Nic Cage is funny. Always.
What does it mean!?
Guess what, everyone: Tom Brady’s the President, his offensive linemen are the Secret Service, and we’re all going to die.
The cats are adorable, it’s just too bad they got sucked into these photo-ops.