You are all dull peasants. I am an artiste.
Chip Skylark, be still my heart.
And don’t lie. Or, do. No one will ever know.
You’re definitely a rider on a mission, an action kid in play position.
We’re bringing the ’90s back!
In honor of the show’s 20th anniversary and in honor of the ’90s teen queen of headwear. Presented in chronological order.
“Stick around, we’ll be back in a second to do stuff!”
Prepare to have your childhood ruined. NSFW, but not really.
There’s more than just Daria and Helga.
As the ancient Hawaiians used to say:
It was adorable and amazing.
‘Cause you still know all the moves to the Spice Girls videos.
For anyone that wanted to see this Nickelodeon show’s titular characters — Sam Puckett and Cat Valentine — get together and then live happily ever after.
We have all been taught well.
A guide to the ultimate throwback bash.
“Please bring honor to—BLARGHARGHARGHARGH.”
Who was the biggest flirt on the Bar None Ranch? BuzzFeed asked the cast of Hey Dude to reveal what it was really like on the set of the ’90s Nickelodeon hit series.
I Double Dare you to take this quiz. No take backs.
Put on your squarepants, paint your pinky fingernail black, and get ready for your results!
Kids these days don’t know what they’ve missed!
Spoiler alert: They’re all worst.
Our youth, abandoned, left out all alone, ready to be eaten by wild dogs at any moment.
Someone once told me the grass was much greener on the other side.
Nickelodeon, what was your 2004-self thinking?