Pro Sports Team Tweets Out A Rape Joke
This is why you don’t let someone else run your Twitter account.
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Hockey Player Loses Tooth, Wins Game, Creates New Tradition
THIS is how you win a hockey game.
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Two Fans Wearing Green Bodysuits Got Eviscerated By Virgin-Shaming Announcers
Also, mocked for being snowglobe-collectors?
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This Is What Happens When Your Parents Have Great Genes
Staal brother powers, ACTIVATE!
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Hockey Seeks To Become The Most LGBT-Friendly Men’s Pro Sport
“[T]he official policy of the NHL is one of inclusion on the ice, in our locker rooms and in the stands,” NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman says. The “You Can Play Project” will work with the NHL at rookie camp, in the media and with players wanting information about sexual orientation.
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This Hockey Scar Is Gnarly As All Hell
Welp, guess that’s what happens when your FEMORAL ARTERY GETS SLASHED OPEN.
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Mr. T Scores A Goal From Center Ice
Because when I think, “Mr. T,” I think hockey.
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This Is The Greatest Sports GIF Of 2013
I don’t even know where to begin. Everything about it is just…just perfect.
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Why Hockey Players Should Always Wear Visors
Protect your faces, dummies!
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Freddie Roach Breaks Down The Season’s Best Hockey Fight
The world’s greatest boxing trainer talks goon technique.
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Flyers Goalie Ilya Bryzgalov Would Make The Best Science Teacher
Beware of space danger.
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Pittsburgh Penguins Unveil Experimental, Unsuccessful Six-Goalie Lineup
Back to the drawing board.
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Dave The Stoned Cat Is The Biggest Hockey Fan In The Land
Stoned cats make excellent hockey viewing partners.
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Horse Masks Are Still Super Creepy
I was just enjoying this game, when… BAM!
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The Definitive Ranking Of NHL Goalie Masks
From Nabokov to Varlamov to Bryzgalov, and everywhere in between.
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Note To Sports Fans: Don’t Throw Hot Dogs At Players
I can’t believe this has to be said.
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The New York Rangers Published An Incredibly Demeaning "Girl’s Guide To Watching Hockey"
Gender stereotyping everywhere!
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Offensive Rangers Article
Read the whole thing here.
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Ottawa Senators Coach Paul MacLean Meets His Doppelgänger
And tries to act like his mind isn’t blown.
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A Real, Live NHL Team Used “The Flying V”
The Mighty Ducks franchise is the gift that keeps on giving.
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A Major Newspaper Ran A Photo With A Hilarious, Inappropriate Photo Bomb
The newspaper business after dark.
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The End Of The NHL Lockout Spoiled A Budding Bromance In Switzerland
Alex Picard showers alone tonight.
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The Best Response To The End Of The NHL Lockout
Colin Wilson can finally emerge from the basement.
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NHL Superstar Sidney Crosby Snuck Into A Street Hockey Game For Average Joes
Have a rec-league team and need a goalie? Sid the Kid is available.
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Santa Claus Told A Little Kid The Toronto Maple Leafs Suck
Santa must not know the Leafs are currently undefeated this season.
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Underage Detroit Red Wings Prospect Arrested For Driving With A 0.30 BAC While Wearing A Purple Teletubby Costume
As if drunk driving weren’t embarrassing enough without costumes.
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How NHL Stars Spend The Lockout: Justin Bieber Concert Edition
Sidney Crosby just needs a beauty and a beat, guys.
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An Old Toilet Used By The Toronto Maple Leafs Just Sold For $5,300
Watch the throne.
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The Voice Of The NHL Is Going Crazy During The Lockout
Oh man, Don Cherry — are you OK?
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The NHL Is Off, But That Doesn’t Mean Awesome Hockey Fights Are Gone
When two goalies fight, everyone wins.
