Culture Buzz A Phoenix local accidentally shot his own groin in a parking lot … and that's all we know. The crack reporters at ABC15 didn't uncover any other info as to why the man was locked and loaded (granted, he wasn't breaking the law), but thankfully they managed to interview a bunch of non-witnesses and make bad puns. Go journalism! (via abc15.com)
Just when you thought you were over these things…this report about “The Internet” might just renew your faith in those computer-animation geniuses over in Taiwan.
This serious news report about a rape attempt in Madison County might also function as a reality show audition tape for the victim's brother (1:00 mark).
TV Buzz A play-by-play demonstration of every dumbed-down news report you've ever seen, replete with the dude opening an envelope. Now we all know Jeannie Moos' secret! DAMN YOU, FUNNY BRITISH GUY!