An ode to the effervescent style of the New York Knicks champion.
They’re so bad you can’t help but laugh.
Fans of the franchise are understandably fed up with the franchise management and are organizing a rally before the Knicks play the Pacers on March 19th.
D’oh New York, d’oh New York, d’oh!
From Russell Westbrook palling around with Anna Wintour to the Brothers Plumlee getting lots of confused stares because no one knew who were they were.
New York couldn’t keep a good Hibbert down.
Thank you so very very much, @DidJRSmithMiss.
That’s Roy “Pennybags” Hibbert to you.
The most surprising thing about this is that it hasn’t happened before.
Iman Shumpert tore up his knee a year ago. As this primal tomahawk dunk showed, it clearly isn’t bothering him anymore.
The veteran has played big minutes in six straight games without scoring a single point.
Just J.R. Smith doing more J.R. Smith things.
The King Of Technical Fouls is retiring.
Carmelo has been playing absolutely unhinged basketball over the last five games.
Iman Shumpert could play for the Red Bulls!
And people say hip-hop is dead.
Knicks swingman and crazy person J.R. Smith propositioned a high school girl for sex on Twitter. How did he handle that news coming out? Like J.R. Smith.
*An airballed free throw is only great in the way that truly horrible things are great.
If there hadn’t been like fifty people milling around between him and the Celtics’ bus, things might really have gone down.
Here’s proof in “Lord of War” Rasheed Wallace and the awesomely flat-topped Iman Shumpert lighting up a Freeway mixtape.
The Knicks embarrassed their Brooklyn rivals tonight in Madison Square Garden. Maybe the Nets should’ve tried to sign Jeremy Lin?
Lin won this round, though: he played well and his Rockets torched the Knicks for an easy victory.
Amar’e Stoudemire was like, “YOU CAN’T SEE ME,” and then Steve Nash was like, “OH GAWD, HI.”
I haven’t seen them all, so I can’t say for sure. But it is about as bad as they come.
If you want to cheer for one of these teams, better put on a New York scowl.