Movie Buzz The wedding that changes everything? Oh God the epic music and Edward breaking the bed and it's all dramatic and super serial SUPER SERIAL YOU GUIZ and I just can't even be angry because it's so ridiculous. (via cleolinda.livejour)
This is the trailer from the new movie “Vampire Suck”. I don't know which is worse, this movie or Twilight.
Finally, a chart that accurately shows Kristen's ability to portray a wide range of emotions on set. I thought it could never be done.
There's a new Twilight Saga in town! Ironically, if Twilight were made for straight guys, it would be a hell of a lot gayer.
The kids these days always seems to be talking about this Edward character, who enjoy the popular sex act pegging. Kids!
The sexual tension between Jacob and Edward was a major subtext in New Moon. (Not that I saw or read it.)
Oh ho ho, you thought we were done with either of these? No. If you prefer your (underage) Lautner without memes, you can go ogle his Rolling Stone Cover here. I'm undecided.
Movie Buzz Skyler Stone invites some Twilight super-fans to an exclusive premiere of New Moon, but instead gives them a last minute lesson on what is and what isn't a vampire. As is the case with most interventions, the Twilight fans didn't seem thrilled to learn that they had a problem.
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Internet candy: The Awl's Natasha Vargas-Cooper and Mary HK Choi break down the latest Twilight movie for your enjoyment. The Jordan Catalano call is pretty much spot-on.
We don't really follow Twilight, but we do follow adult vampires dressed like Count Chocula. Someone dress up Taylor Lautner as Teen Wolf, stat!
Celebrity Buzz Kristen Stewart (of Twilight fame, Jesus, read an US Weekly) has been rocking quite the mullet on her New Moon press tour. It's a statement! Some other famous people should really try it out.
Movie Buzz Aubrey Plaza and Internet Fat Guy John Gemberling star in Twilight: Three Wolf Moon. [via]
Movie Buzz Hey everyone, it's New Moon Week! Here are some vampire-inspired tote bags, wallets, and onesies for you to wear to the midnight showing on Thursday. (Thanks to Etsy and Regretsy for enabling this merchandise.)
A Utah corn farm has carved likenesses of Edward and Jacob, two characters from the upcoming New Moon movie, into their fields in celebration of the film's November release. Regardless of which team's maze you choose to explore, everyone loses.