Patriots Owner Says Putin Stole His Super Bowl Ring, Changes Tune When He Realizes Putin Is Scary
Robert Kraft is probably scared of the Russian president. He should be.
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CNN Stopped Covering President Obama’s Speech To Talk About Tim Tebow
It’s Tebow time.
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How Should You Feel About The New England Patriots Signing Tim Tebow?
A helpful primer!
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Opponent Says Tom Brady Is Bad At Playing Football Against Ghosts
Who needs a zone blitz when you have the supernatural?
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The Patriots’ Slot Receivers Have Something In Common
But I can’t figure out what.
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How Wes Welker’s Replacement Started To Win Over Boston
You’re a good man, Danny Amendola.
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It’s Going To Suck For The Patriots When Wes Welker Knocks Them Out Of The Playoffs Next Year
Even though it was the right football move, there are definite shades of Adam Vinatieri in the Patriots’ letting Welker walk to Denver.
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The NFL’s Last Great Quarterback Controversy
The last decade of the NFL has hinged on one big decision by Bill Belichick in 2001.
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Is Rob Gronkowski Sorry For Partying?
An in-depth analysis.
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Sex.Com Wants To Pay Rob Gronkowski $3.75 Million To Film A Porn Scene
At least the Patriots star probably won’t get hurt doing this. Probably. I mean, unless he hurts his penis. From the sexing.
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What Is Sad Tom Brady Doing With His Vacation?
It’s a long off-season, and Tom Brady is making the most of it.
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Your Official Viewer’s Guide To The AFC And NFC Championships
Who should you root for? What’s going to happen? Do any of these players really exist? All this and more.
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Ravens Linebacker Got Whiny About The Patriots On Twitter Last Night
I’m sure this won’t be used as motivation in New England this week.
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Rob Gronkowski Invented A New Word
Gronkspiking. verb. To throw objects at the ground at high velocity, and crush beers afterward with your bros.
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The Patriots Scored A Touchdown By Fumbling Into The End Zone
You don’t see this every day.
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The Patriots Have Given Us Two Tremendous Celebration GIFs
Aaron Hernandez is running wild in the first half of Monday Night Football against the Houston Texans, and he’s celebrating accordingly.
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After Butt Fumble, The Jets Are Officially The Worst Football Team
Let me show you why with a few horrifying, hilarious GIFs.
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Tom Brady’s Uggs Commercial Can’t Be What The NFL Is Really Like
This is like Rudy with Uggs.
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The NFL’s In London, So Gronk Pretended To Be A Buckingham Palace Guard
This is a bloody good celebration.
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11 Must-See GIFs From The NFL’s Sixth Week
Epic fist pumps, dumb luck, and awesome celebrations galore.
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A Seahawks Player Trolled Tom Brady On Twitter After Beating Him
“U MAD BRO?”
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The Ridiculously Photogenic Football Player Meme
Brandon Lloyd is catching footballs and kisses from the crowd.
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The Most Embarrassing Moments Of The NFL’s Third Week
There are highlights, and then there are these moments.
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Brandon Spikes Talks Shit About The Replacement Refs On Twitter
WARNING: Giant NFL Fine in 5… 4… 3… 2…
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Rob Gronkowski Totally Botched His Signature Mega-Spike
Long offseason, Rob?
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The New England Patriots’ Yearbook Cover Is A Weird Presidential Nightmare
Guess what, everyone: Tom Brady’s the President, his offensive linemen are the Secret Service, and we’re all going to die.
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Watch The Owner Of The New England Patriots Help His Girlfriend Make A Bizzare Audition Tape
Ricki Noel Lander is Pats owner Bob Kraft’s attractive young lady friend. So when she decided to audition for an Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn movie and needed a stand in for Wilson, she obviously thought of the aging owner. Enjoy, but don’t enjoy too much, because Kraft throws a mean punch.
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Ten-Time All-Pro Junior Seau Is Dead
One of the NFL’s greatest linebackers died today, reportedly from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest. He was 43 years old.
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New England Patriots Star Takes An Offseason Job
Some athletes might think the drive-thru window at a Foxboro, MA Dunkin Donuts was below them. Not Rob Gronkowski, who apparently told customers to “Gronk” if they love Dunkin Donuts. No word if any of those customers pointed out how nonsensical that request was.
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New York Giants Win Super Bowl XLVI
The New York Giants win the Super Bowl, beating the New England Patriots 21-17.
