Robert Kraft is probably scared of the Russian president. He should be.
Who needs a zone blitz when you have the supernatural?
But I can’t figure out what.
You’re a good man, Danny Amendola.
Even though it was the right football move, there are definite shades of Adam Vinatieri in the Patriots’ letting Welker walk to Denver.
The last decade of the NFL has hinged on one big decision by Bill Belichick in 2001.
At least the Patriots star probably won’t get hurt doing this. Probably. I mean, unless he hurts his penis. From the sexing.
It’s a long off-season, and Tom Brady is making the most of it.
Who should you root for? What’s going to happen? Do any of these players really exist? All this and more.
I’m sure this won’t be used as motivation in New England this week.
Gronkspiking. verb. To throw objects at the ground at high velocity, and crush beers afterward with your bros.
You don’t see this every day.
Aaron Hernandez is running wild in the first half of Monday Night Football against the Houston Texans, and he’s celebrating accordingly.
Let me show you why with a few horrifying, hilarious GIFs.
This is like Rudy with Uggs.
This is a bloody good celebration.
Epic fist pumps, dumb luck, and awesome celebrations galore.
Brandon Lloyd is catching footballs and kisses from the crowd.
There are highlights, and then there are these moments.
WARNING: Giant NFL Fine in 5… 4… 3… 2…
Guess what, everyone: Tom Brady’s the President, his offensive linemen are the Secret Service, and we’re all going to die.
Ricki Noel Lander is Pats owner Bob Kraft’s attractive young lady friend. So when she decided to audition for an Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn movie and needed a stand in for Wilson, she obviously thought of the aging owner. Enjoy, but don’t enjoy too much, because Kraft throws a mean punch.
One of the NFL’s greatest linebackers died today, reportedly from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest. He was 43 years old.
Some athletes might think the drive-thru window at a Foxboro, MA Dunkin Donuts was below them. Not Rob Gronkowski, who apparently told customers to “Gronk” if they love Dunkin Donuts. No word if any of those customers pointed out how nonsensical that request was.
The New York Giants win the Super Bowl, beating the New England Patriots 21-17.