This is all part of the Dungeons & Dragons aggressive new guerrilla marketing campaign. D&D isn't just for the weird nerds in the library at lunch anymore.
Thank you, Duece Poppi, for reminding me that white people can be cool too sometimes.
In honor of Spain's First Family I invite all of you to share memories of your awkward teenage years. What look made you into the nerd you are today?
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Jones is back again with their wackily-themed flavors, this time striking into the heard of nerdom with their “Limited Edition Spellcasting Soda!” I could really use a “Potion of Healing” right about now. Via Twitter.
They may seem like assholes, but honestly, would you go toe to toe with these dudes?
This was pretty much what my first kiss looked like, except I wore a real crown - I was classy. Best bit of the photo, the double thumbs up in the background.
You kind of have to root for the Live Action Role-Playing kids in this one. I'd be mad too if some giant showed up in the middle of a battle and tried to make off with my steed. (From an episode of Operation Repo, via AfroJacks.)
Two nerds (go figure) invented a stationary bike that gives you a stronger internet connection the harder you pedal. Now they can get lean and fit for all those dates they'll never go on.
This mashup was made in a parallel universe where everybody hated the new J.J. Abrams Star Trek. It's geeky as hell, but kind of a lot of fun.
A PSWii60 probably would actually lead to world peace.
Either by chance, or because Wikipedia editors woke up and had a tall cup of 5th grade coffee this morning, today's featured article happens to be Gropecunt Lane. Interestingly enough, it's a street name in some English towns where hookers used to hang out. I get that.
They dress up in cardboard boxes and fight with cardboard tubes, because LARPing wasn't quite nerdy enough for them. (via)
The LOLrioKart is a shopping cart pimped out with a motor and wheels that's rigged to go up to 45MPH. I'm quite sure there's life-changing brilliance coming from the great minds at MIT. This, on the other hand, is just showing off. I'd like to see someone try and stop this thing with a banana peel.
Meet the new flavor of the moment from Britain's Got Talent! His name is Eugene the Librarian, and he will win you over with his dorky, offbeat charm. Just like they all do. Maybe they should just rename the show Britain's Got Losers and it would all make a lot more sense.
Movie Buzz Nerd alert! Nerdy, nerdy things happen in this video, which is popular on Twitter today. With nerds. Not to say it isn't awesome.
It's like Where's Waldo?, but for nerds and with penetration. Meanwhile, that looks like quite a party. Hope the juice keg doesn't go too fast.
A gift for the struggling graphic designer in your life: Photoshop Pillows! Because everyone could use a little touch-up — or a constant reminder of the ample amount of work they still have to do.
Now that you've got that Enter doormat, why not complete the nerdery with the matching throw pillows?