Let the gods decide for you. Or this quiz.
Toronto: “We’re like Cleveland with health care.” BOOM. Roasted.
And is that supposed to be the dog from Duck Hunt? There aren’t any other dog-like characters in Mario, are there? If it is, I bet Duck Hunt Dog is way easier to deal with once he gets a few beers in him.
His sign claims to be Dirk’s brother, but I’m not buying it. There was definitely some genetic engineering gone awry.