Even extremely attractive and well educated women like these two have a hard time resisting a great dick joke every now and then.

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TV BUZZ: Gather round, fanboys, for this episode of Zach Galifianakis' Emmy-nominated talk show features Natalie Portman.

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1. Between Two Ferns, Episode 3

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It's actually an art project in the form of a short film directed by Roman Polanski. Yes, there's lesbian undertones and lots of playful rolling around. Mainly, I'd watch it for the shiny pretty hair.

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Because everything is recession-themed nowadays, Empire magazine offers Hollywood some cheaper alternatives to expensive movie stars. In some cases, the alternative is actually an improvement, like when they suggest replacing Jim Carrey with Will Arnett. If only we could accomplish that forever, in real life, I think we'd all be much happier.

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The two Harvard grads propose a solution to the global financial crisis.

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: Natalie Portman is single again, having broken up with boyfriend of 6 months, Devendra Banhart. Natalie and the hairy, bearded folk singer first met while shooting his “Carmensita” music video. While the true reason of their split is unknown, might it have to do with the fact that Natalie had to pull small, black hairs out of her mouth every time she kissed her BF? Either that, or she was sick of him stealing her eyeliner and nail polish.

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2. Natalie Portman is Single
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4. Natalie Portman is single again
5. Natalie Portman & Devendra Banhart Split
6. Natalie Portman is single … sweet
7. Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart: Over

The band’s video for “Sophisticated Side Ponytail” is mesmerizing, but should be avoided by epileptics and hipster-haters at all costs. Plus, when’s the last time you heard a shoutout to Shamu?

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: My new favorite blog, This Recording has a satirical and hilarious article called “What and Who I Will Do For My Career” by Devendra Banhart. More reasons to hate Devendra for stealing away the woman you were going to marry. You’ll get over it eventually though, because once you have discovered this brilliant blog, you will want to read every single post that was ever posted in it. I think I want to marry it, actually.

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1. “We asked frequent TR reader Devendra Banhart to contribute his recollections of dating the one known as Natalie Portman. He sent in the following.”
2. Devendra Gives Natalie A Ride Home from the LAX International Airport
3. Natalie Portman And Devendra Banhart - Featured on BuzzFeed
4. Natalie Portman in “Carmensita” - Featured on BuzzFeed

CULTURE BUZZ: Although many would hope this term connoted hot girl-on-girl action, it’s something much simpler: adoration by women for women. Audrey Hepburn, Chelsea Clinton, and Gwyneth Paltrow score points with gals for the ease with which they exude class and intelligence. Keep your fingers crossed - if Britney can manage to stay sane and keep her ironic tee shirts free of Spaghetti-O stains, she’ll be right up there beside her pseudo-British sisters soon enough.

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1. “Girl Crush” According To …You
2. The Pink Rhombus of The Girl Crush, Explained
3. When The New York Times Coined The Girl Crush
4. Beware: The Girl Crush Can Lead To The Girl Breakup
5. My First Girl Crush: Shirley Manson
6. Gabrielle Union: Girl Crushin’ On Eva Mendes
7. Girl Crush: Katherine Heigl
8. Girl Crush: French And Saunders (of “Absolutely Fabulous”)
9. Girl Crush: Gweneth Paltrow, “The Embodiment of Style and Class”
10. Girl Crush: Robyn
11. Girl Crush: Chelsea Clinton
12. Kim Kardashian: Girl Crushin’ On J. Lo [Insert Butt Joke Here]
13. Girl Crush: Audrey Hepburn, “The Prime Example of Class and Elegance in a Lady”
14. Girl Crush: Helen Mirren (“There’s Something About the Dame That Really Spreads the Clotted Cream On My Scone.”)
15. Girl Crushes: Ellen Degeneres, Kate Moennig (“Does That Make Me Gay?”)
16. Girl Crush: Caroline Herrera (“Could She BE Any More Magnificent???”)
17. Girl Crush: Charlotte Gainsbourg
18. Girl Crush: Natalie Portman
19. Girl Crushes: Cat Deeley, Katee Sackhoff, Connie Britton
20. Girl Crush: Tina Fey
21. Girl Crush: Mildly Weird-Looking Style Icons

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Pre-order your vegan shoes designed by Natalie Portman from Te Casan. We suppose if there are people willing to buy a $4 vegan cupcake, there will be people willing to buy $200 cruelty-free shoes.

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1. See the Collection, Pre-Order Them Here
2. Natalie Portman Guest Judges For “Project Runway”
3. Natalie Portman Appeared at Soho Shoe Boutique Té Casan Last Night
4. Vegans Can Be Chic Too
5. Natalie Portman’s Vegan Shoe Collection - See Some Close-Ups
6. Would You Buy These if Natalie Portman Wasn’t Behind Them?
7. “No Wonder Hippies Go Barefoot All the Damn Time”
8. The Styles Are Classic and Dressy
9. View the New Photos on the Elle.com Site
10. Boring But Ethical
11. Natalie Portman Style Gallery