Even extremely attractive and well educated women like these two have a hard time resisting a great dick joke every now and then.
TV Buzz Gather round, fanboys, for this episode of Zach Galifianakis' Emmy-nominated talk show features Natalie Portman.
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It's actually an art project in the form of a short film directed by Roman Polanski. Yes, there's lesbian undertones and lots of playful rolling around. Mainly, I'd watch it for the shiny pretty hair.
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Because everything is recession-themed nowadays, Empire magazine offers Hollywood some cheaper alternatives to expensive movie stars. In some cases, the alternative is actually an improvement, like when they suggest replacing Jim Carrey with Will Arnett. If only we could accomplish that forever, in real life, I think we'd all be much happier.
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The two Harvard grads propose a solution to the global financial crisis.
Celebrity Buzz Natalie Portman is single again, having broken up with boyfriend of 6 months, Devendra Banhart. Natalie and the hairy, bearded folk singer first met while shooting his “Carmensita” music video. While the true reason of their split is unknown, might it have to do with the fact that Natalie had to pull small, black hairs out of her mouth every time she kissed her BF? Either that, or she was sick of him stealing her eyeliner and nail polish.
The band’s video for “Sophisticated Side Ponytail” is mesmerizing, but should be avoided by epileptics and hipster-haters at all costs. Plus, when’s the last time you heard a shoutout to Shamu?
Celebrity Buzz My new favorite blog, This Recording has a satirical and hilarious article called “What and Who I Will Do For My Career” by Devendra Banhart. More reasons to hate Devendra for stealing away the woman you were going to marry. You’ll get over it eventually though, because once you have discovered this brilliant blog, you will want to read every single post that was ever posted in it. I think I want to marry it, actually.
Style Buzz The critics have spoken and Cate Blanchett, Brangelina, and Natalie Portman ranked high on everyone’s best dressed list. Angelina Jolie didn’t wear black, Madonna sniped Mary-Kate Olsen’s look, and hot mama Cate Blanchett looked bangin’ in Giorgio Armani Prive.
Culture Buzz Although many would hope this term connoted hot girl-on-girl action, it’s something much simpler: adoration by women for women. Audrey Hepburn, Chelsea Clinton, and Gwyneth Paltrow score points with gals for the ease with which they exude class and intelligence. Keep your fingers crossed - if Britney can manage to stay sane and keep her ironic tee shirts free of Spaghetti-O stains, she’ll be right up there beside her pseudo-British sisters soon enough.
Celebrity Buzz Pre-order your vegan shoes designed by Natalie Portman from Te Casan. We suppose if there are people willing to buy a $4 vegan cupcake, there will be people willing to buy $200 cruelty-free shoes.
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