BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "mustaches" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:45:21 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Herman Cain Loses His Endorsement From The American Mustache Institute http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/herman-cain-loses-his-endorsement-from-the-america Herman Cain's campaign received a huge blow today. It's all downhill from here…

Amid a storm of allegations levied against Herman Cain, the American Mustache Institute today announced it had rescinded its endorsement for his presidential candidacy.

Now, sadly, the Mustached American community finds itself at a crossroads as Cain would have been the first Mustached American President of the United States since William Howard Taft left office in 1913, and the first major party presidential candidate of Mustached American heritage since Thomas E. Dewey in 1948.

But with the evidence of both pizza and mustache fraud (Godfather's pizza uses fake meat), Dr. Froman and other members of the AMI administration said they could not in good conscience support his candidacy on behalf of the powerful Mustached American electorate.

“The truth of the matter is that we are the sharp end of the stick amongst our people,” said Dr. Michael Grubb, AMI’s Curator, National Mustache History Museum & Director of Mustache Analysis. “We’re going to have to poke a hole in his campaign.”

Source: americanmustacheinstitute.org

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/herman-cain-loses-his-endorsement-from-the-america Thu, 10 Nov 2011 12:47:11 -0500 <b>Herman Cain&#39;s campaign received a huge blow today.</b> It&#39;s all downhill from here... mjs538 nonadult Movember Mustache Chart http://www.buzzfeed.com/bitedaily/movember-mustache-chart-18op Is your mustache evil? Find out with this helpful mustache chart, just in time for Movember . (via Bite )

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/bitedaily/movember-mustache-chart-18op Wed, 02 Nov 2011 03:02:10 -0400 Is your mustache evil? Find out with this helpful mustache chart, just in time for <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lenkendall/google-chrome-ad-featuring-movember-wh6">Movember</a>. (via <a href="http://www.bite.ca/bitedaily/2011/11/movember-guide-mustaches-and-crime/">Bite</a>) bitedaily adult BuzzFeed's Most Viral Stories of June, 2011 http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrismenning/buzzfeeds-most-viral-stories-of-june-2011 It's time once again for the BuzzFeed Month In Review. We mourned the loss of three treasures of entertainment, one man's penis captivated the nation, and despite the hot weather most of us have resisted the urge to shed our mustaches. Find out more about the biggest stories of the month below!

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrismenning/buzzfeeds-most-viral-stories-of-june-2011 Fri, 01 Jul 2011 15:53:38 -0400 <b>It&#39;s time once again for the BuzzFeed Month In Review.</b> We mourned the loss of three treasures of entertainment, one man&#39;s penis captivated the nation, and despite the hot weather most of us have resisted the urge to shed our mustaches. Find out more about the biggest stories of the month below! chrismenning nonadult 15 Ordinary Things With Mustaches http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/ordinary-things-with-mustaches-1opu Adding mustaches to ordinary things will make them 100% better than their previous mustache-less state. Indeed, encouraging the proliferation of mustaches where mustaches do not belong is the first step toward achieving world peace. Check out these items if you’re not convinced — do I have a Nobel Prize in my future, or what?

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/ordinary-things-with-mustaches-1opu Tue, 28 Jun 2011 08:02:14 -0400 <b>Adding mustaches to ordinary things will make them 100% better than their previous mustache-less state.</b> Indeed, encouraging the proliferation of mustaches where mustaches do not belong is the first step toward achieving world peace. Check out these items if you're not convinced -- do I have a Nobel Prize in my future, or what? babymantis nonadult Mustached Bunny Has A Sticky Ear http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/mustached-bunny-has-a-sticky-ear-1opu

After watching this video I have concluded that all bunnies need mustaches.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/mustached-bunny-has-a-sticky-ear-1opu Thu, 09 Jun 2011 01:02:10 -0400 After watching this video I have concluded that all bunnies need mustaches. babymantis nonadult Mustache Business Card http://www.buzzfeed.com/zombieianbrooks/mustache-business-card-1ldk Created by ASHA for the Gadget Shop, in case of emergency: use mustache card.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/zombieianbrooks/mustache-business-card-1ldk Tue, 24 May 2011 18:02:11 -0400 Created by <a href="http://www.ashawebsite.co.uk/pages/4149/Gadgetshop.htm/#Print">ASHA</a> for the Gadget Shop, in case of emergency: use mustache card. zombieianbrooks nonadult Mondo Mustache Towels http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/mondo-mustache-towels-1opu Etsy user CyanideStitches makes a bathroom accessory no true hipster can do without — towels with ironic mustaches.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/mondo-mustache-towels-1opu Sun, 22 May 2011 20:32:09 -0400 Etsy user <a href="http://www.etsy.com/people/CyanideStitches?ref=ls_profile">CyanideStitches</a> makes a bathroom accessory no true hipster can do without -- towels with ironic mustaches. babymantis nonadult 2011 World Beard And Moustache Championships http://www.buzzfeed.com/somenorcalguy/2011-world-beard-and-moustache-championships-e6x The 2011 WBMC starts May 15 in Trondheim, Norway. The contestants are already bristling with excitement (just tickled, really) to compete in 14 different categories this year. With the help of Dave Mead's iconic 2009 WBMC pictures, let's look at the categories. I'd go myself but unfortunately they don't have a category for mediocre goatee that probably should have been shaved off ten years ago. [Note: spellchecker dislikes 'moustache' but it is the WBMC preferred spelling]

  1. Natural Moustache

    Mustache may be styled but without aids. The hairs are allowed to start growing from up to a maximum of 1.5 cm beyond the end of the upper lip. No aids are allowed.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/somenorcalguy/2011-world-beard-and-moustache-championships-e6x Sat, 14 May 2011 13:32:09 -0400 <b>The 2011 <a href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/">WBMC</a> starts May 15 in Trondheim, Norway.</b> The contestants are already bristling with excitement (just tickled, really) to compete in 14 different categories this year. With the help of <a href="http://www.davemead.com/home.html">Dave Mead&#39;s</a> iconic 2009 WBMC pictures, let&#39;s look at the categories. <i>I&#39;d go myself but unfortunately they don&#39;t have a category for mediocre goatee that probably should have been shaved off ten years ago.</i> [Note: spellchecker dislikes &#39;moustache&#39; but it is the WBMC preferred spelling] somenorcalguy nonadult Mustaches On The Moon http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/mustaches-on-the-moon Apparently Earth isn’t the only place where it’s cool to have a mustache. It seems the moon has been working on perfecting its facial landscape. To stache or not to stache? That is the question.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/mustaches-on-the-moon Mon, 21 Mar 2011 11:19:12 -0400 <b>Apparently Earth isn&rsquo;t the only place where it&rsquo;s cool to have a mustache.</b> It seems the moon has been working on perfecting its facial landscape. To stache or not to stache? That is the question. melismashable nonadult A Guide to Presidential Facial Hair http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/a-guide-to-presidential-facial-hair A convenient little chart detailing the facial follicles of our commanders in chief. This alone is the reason you should donate to those creepy Wikipedia solicitations. And, to clarify, Truman's beard didn't hop off of his face and book a flight to Aruba. It was grown while he was on vacation.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/a-guide-to-presidential-facial-hair Fri, 07 Jan 2011 10:28:15 -0500 <b>A convenient little chart detailing the facial follicles of our commanders in chief. This alone is the reason you should donate to those creepy Wikipedia solicitations.</b> And, to clarify, Truman&#39;s beard didn&#39;t hop off of his face and book a flight to Aruba. It was grown while he was on vacation. gavon nonadult Nog 'Staches http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/nog-staches Eggnog mustaches are the new ugly Christmas sweaters. Try to avoid these people under the mistletoe.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/nog-staches Wed, 22 Dec 2010 15:07:25 -0500 <b>Eggnog mustaches are the new ugly Christmas sweaters.</b> Try to avoid these people under the mistletoe. gavon nonadult Jumbo Refrigerator Mustache http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/jumbo-refrigerator-mustache-1opu For just 10.99 USD, you can get your refrigerator the best Christmas gift ever: facial hair. Seriously though, have you ever seen a sexier household appliance? ( From , via .)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/jumbo-refrigerator-mustache-1opu Sat, 18 Dec 2010 10:02:04 -0500 For just 10.99 USD, you can get your refrigerator the best Christmas gift ever: facial hair. Seriously though, have you ever seen a sexier household appliance? (<a href="http://www.perpetualkid.com/mustache-jumbo-magnet.aspx">From</a>, <a href="http://foolishgadgets.com/201012/mustache-jumbo-magnet/">via</a>.) babymantis nonadult Classic PBR Ads http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/classic-pbr-ads Pabst Blue Ribbon wasn't always the leading cause of hipster cirrhosis. For most of its life, this working class beer was the domain of (heterosexual) cowboys and bacon-bringer-homers. Watch these vintage commercials to relive the glory days of PBR. Maybe you'll grow some hair on your liver, you Park Slope pantywaist! (Full Disclosure: I am a PBR-drinking Park Slope pantywaist.)

  1. Beer Hall

    Germans gathering in a racially homogeneous beer hall and moving in lockstep has never led to anything bad in the history of ever.

  2. What'll You Have?

    A jingle so catchy and cartoons so adorable, your child will be getting his stomach pumped in no time!

  3. Introducing the Six Pack

    Makes for easy carrying, freeing up your hand for disciplining unruly wives and servants. You're headed for pleasure!

  4. Threshing Bee

    If I had to attend an old time threshing bee, I'd be getting drunk with my token black friend as well. (Side Note: The Rollie Fingers mustache in this ad presages the ironic audience PBR has come to foster. Yes, I have a Rollie Fingers mustache.)

  5. The People's Beer

    Those people being historical reenactors who pine for the days of parasols and dropsy.

  6. Horse Racing

    Daddy lost the money for your braces at the tracks. Crack open a cold PBR with your hideous snaggletooth.

  7. Weight Lifting

    Chase the homo-eroticism and anabolic steroids with a syringe of refreshing PBR in your buttock!

  8. Jam Session

    I like the jarring shift from the already not-very-funky funk band to the 70's anorexia pop of the theme song. It's AM gold.

  9. Cowboys

    They've been breaking in their horses slowly, carefully, and drunk as shit.

  10. Sailor

    Enjoyed by overdubbed men in sweaters since 1844.

  11. Patrick Swayze

    I prefer Swayze's early stuff, like "Skatetown, U.S.A." and this commercial.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/classic-pbr-ads Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:27:29 -0500 <b>Pabst Blue Ribbon wasn&#39;t always the leading cause of hipster cirrhosis.</b> For most of its life, this working class beer was the domain of (heterosexual) cowboys and bacon-bringer-homers. Watch these vintage commercials to relive the glory days of PBR. Maybe you&#39;ll grow some hair on your liver, you Park Slope pantywaist! <i>(Full Disclosure: I am a PBR-drinking Park Slope pantywaist.)</i> gavon nonadult Super Gay Mario http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/super-gay-mario Mario had his 25th birthday party yesterday. Let's celebrate a quarter century of the video game icon by looking at a bunch of his homoerotic fan art. Of which there is plenty. This is all safe for work, by the by (unlike the freaky Luigi-on-Yoshi action that's floating around out there).

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/super-gay-mario Tue, 09 Nov 2010 12:52:02 -0500 <b>Mario had his 25th birthday party yesterday. Let&#39;s celebrate a quarter century of the video game icon by looking at a bunch of his homoerotic fan art.</b> Of which there is plenty. This is all safe for work, by the by (unlike the freaky Luigi-on-Yoshi action that&#39;s floating around out there). gavon nonadult Typography Mustache http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/typography-mustache-hpz What font is your mustache?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/typography-mustache-hpz Fri, 30 Apr 2010 11:17:56 -0400 What font is your mustache? ashleytalong nonadult Hitler Without A Mustache http://www.buzzfeed.com/aestheticoctopus/hitler-without-a-mustache-u4o And look at that purple suit!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/aestheticoctopus/hitler-without-a-mustache-u4o Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:50:05 -0500 And look at that purple suit! aestheticoctopus nonadult Love Marriage http://www.buzzfeed.com/dinoi/love-marriage-dj0

Witness the most amazing use of auto-tune and a mustache . This song is destined to hit the top of the charts.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dinoi/love-marriage-dj0 Sun, 28 Feb 2010 12:38:05 -0500 Witness the most amazing use of <b>auto-tune</b> and a <b>mustache</b>. This song is destined to hit the top of the charts. <a href="%3ESee%20more%20of%20Wilbur%3C/a%3E."></a> dinoi nonadult Toyota Ripped Off Zappa! http://www.buzzfeed.com/nikoguy1/toyota-ripped-off-zappa-5xy Might as well just call it Zappa trucks.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/nikoguy1/toyota-ripped-off-zappa-5xy Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:33:15 -0500 Might as well just call it Zappa trucks. nikoguy1 nonadult F*ck The American Mustache Institute http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/fck-the-american-mustache-institute

Gavin McInnes, like BuzzFeed, has been getting emails from the American Mustache Institute .

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/fck-the-american-mustache-institute Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:15:31 -0400 Gavin McInnes, like BuzzFeed, has been getting emails from the <a href="http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/">American Mustache Institute</a>. akdobbins nonadult Dirty Upper Lip http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/dirty-upper-lip-ru “Celebrating 'staches that are before their time,” Dirty Upper Lip collects the barely-there mustaches of the prepubescent, pubescent and those of us who still can't quite fill out our upper lips.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/dirty-upper-lip-ru Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:03:51 -0400 "Celebrating &#39;staches that are before their time," <a href="http://dirtyupperlip.tumblr.com/">Dirty Upper Lip</a> collects the barely-there mustaches of the prepubescent, pubescent and those of us who still can&#39;t quite fill out our upper lips. lindseyweber nonadult