Gavin McInnes, like BuzzFeed, has been getting emails from the American Mustache Institute. He has some feelings. (This is also a topical video if you're conflicted about your facial hair choices post-Octobeard.)
“Celebrating 'staches that are before their time,” Dirty Upper Lip collects the barely-there mustaches of the prepubescent, pubescent and those of us who still can't quite fill out our upper lips.
Discuss. [Editor's Opinion: Not as cute as Tommy Robredo's, better than Darren Aronofsky's.]
A muffled house beat. Sweaty, naked bodies. A man, thrusting away from behind. Boobs. And then…Hitler's mustache? It's all to drive home the message for World AIDS Day 2009: “AIDS is a mass murderer.” Heavy stuff.
Turns your next soda into a temporary mustache. Mustaches are like the face version of bacon, inspiring intense online devotion in some and antipathy bordering on outright hatred in others.
After getting America pregnant only to be dumped months later, Levi Johnston has decided to move on by growing his very own trash stash! It looks like it could use a few more weeks and a dash of Just For Men, but it's something Levi, it's something.
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A blog that begs Mets slugger David Wright to grow a mustache. Why? The champion 1986 Mets had a record 11 mustaches, while 2009's Mets currently have 3. A little superstition never hurt anyone? And shouldn't mustaches technically be the new beards by now?
http://tv.popcrunch.com/watch-tv-online/
A comprehensive collection detailing where to go to watch TV shows on teh webz. Gabe Kaplan on demand, you say? The future is now!
Style Buzz Recession Beards are the newest and most fashionable way to express yourself after a recent round of lay-offs. Mustaches, meanwhile, are becoming the employed population's way of saying “we support you, brothers.” Shave your face, and you might as well have crossed the picket lines, comrade.
When regular cold-weather head gear just isn't enough. Tired of trying to keep warm but not being able to show the world you've got a wonderful mustache and/or beard? Worry no more, friend.
All the fun of a moustache tattoo, with none of the permanence. This is also probably the most affordable item that Jack Spade makes, so, win-win.
This sweet lip-warmer has been dubbed “the disgustache” by friends and neighbors… TOP THAT (either with pictures or links). NOTE: You should've seen it this morning when I ate pea soup from a cup.
This dude's mustache dances via the magic of stop-motion animation. I can't decide if this is awesome or if it's kind of freaking me out. A little of both, I guess. The mustachioed gentleman in question is the art director of the upcoming movie Coraline, based on the book by Neil Gaiman.
This is one hell of a mustache. And maybe I've got the holidays on my mind, but his encapsulating nipple hairs kinda look like elf boots, no? 'Tis the season!
Tech Buzz Schick (the razor people) has a website that lets you easily give yourself or someone you know a mustache! What fun! I wish Barack would man up and grow a 'stash. Maybe when he reads his daily BuzzFeed feed this morning he'll see how good he looks.
Culture Buzz Mustache For Kids challenges “Growers” to raise pledges for their mustaches during “Growing Season” from mid-November to mid-December. Before you dismiss that scuzzy moustache-lipped hipster as just another annoying Black Lips clone, remember that there are sometimes really good reasons to grow a mustache! I'll be starting a Skinny Jeans for Cervical Cancer Awareness chapter pretty soon.
Kottke's collected a much of mannequins modeling all manner of beard and mustache styles. If only someone would label these, it'd be a perfect resource.
Someone in Hungary posted a mashup album of 50 Cent and Queen, accompanied by fake cover art that is - somehow - one of the funniest things we’ve ever seen. Freddie Mercury mustache + violet background = 50 Cent gay rumors confirmed.
Style Buzz There are a bevy of mustache-themed design objects proliferating craft fairs and boutiques, as well as ironic t-shirts offering mustache rides, and mustache theme parties. Am I the only one that finds this trend totally annoying? What’s so funny about a mustache?
ABC News consumer reporter and walking mustache John Stossel appeared on Larry King Live, calling oil companies “heroic” for transporting their product. Yep. YouTube user notreallydoug puts Stossel’s word to the test, recognizing other products whose overlords should be heralded for things like, you know, making sure stuff doesn’t blow up.
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