At 14 feet, Ram Singh Chauhan of India has the world's longest mustache according to the Guinness Book of World Records. I wonder what kind of conditioner he uses?
Culture Buzz I have to admire someone who dreams big and realizes those dreams. This man dreamed of a Bat-stache…
Culture Buzz Adolph Hitler, fuhrer of a thousand faces! Here's what American intelligence agencies in the '40s thought Hitler would look like if he attempted to go underground. Is it just me, or does Bald Hitler look like Jeffrey Tambor from “Arrested Development”?
TV Buzz Romney actually looks pretty dashing with a Zorro-esque cookie duster. Donning one could help him narrow the market on the hipster vote and narrow the generation gap. NOT.
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Hockey and style are not typically synonymous with one another. That is no more apparent than the faces of NHL players.
Celebrity Buzz Hey, Van Damme…Freddie Mercury from 1982 called. He said he wasn't planning on using his amazing mustache this week, so go hog wild. He was actually really cool about the whole thing. And if it's not too much trouble, Mr. Mercury From 1982 requests you dry clean his amazing mustache before returning it. Many thanks.
Music Buzz Matthew Ferguson, a formerly fully-bearded New Jersey teacher, does his take on Guetta's hit single
Celebrity Buzz Not pictured: His recently purchased windowless van. Kids, if Michael Cera offers you candy, do not take it.
Culture Buzz Notice the stripes in the legs…masterful. “Movember,” aka “No Shave November,” “Novembeard,” or “Growvember.” His name is Noel Evans, and his body is a temple of mustache.
Style Buzz OK, so the t-shirts don't explain everything, but sometimes knowing what's not going on can be helpful. What is going on is that Movember is upon is! Which means that men are sporting upper lip sprouts to raise money for men's health and cancer awareness… and looking like creepy 70s porn star cops in the process. (via tumblr.photojojo.com)
Culture Buzz Rare and elusive, this is the only known picture of a living Mustachioed Bucktooth Pug.
Is your mustache evil? Find out with this helpful mustache chart, just in time for Movember. (via Bite)
Culture Buzz Who's hungry for some shameless link-bait? Also, nightmares.
Ever wondered what Magnum P.I.'s stache would look like on Frank Drebin, Michael Corleone, or Michael Douglas in “Falling Down?” Me either. But here they are, and now we know. (via.)
They've come for your bananas and your monocles. These are tamarins at the San Francisco Zoo, and they desperately need tiny top hats.
Movie Buzz Designer Jacob Engberg has a wonderful series of prints called Movies Made for the Mustache, wherein he swaps out words from famous film quotes with mustache icons. “I love the smell of mustache in the morning” isn't just a quotable line from “Apocalypse Now,” it's what I chant to myself every day whilst waxing my handlebars. You can buy these prints here!
Culture Buzz It's a fact that adding bacon, or mustaches to anything makes it better. But mustaches made of bacon are sexy on sexy.
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There. Don’t things just look better with a little mustache?
I'm almost certain that this guy's mustache has killed before. And it will kill again.
If Santa Claus, Sam Elliot and the Golem of Jewish lore were dropped into the Large Hadron Collider, what would emerge would still not be as wonderful as this follicular specimen. He Wins March Mustache Madness. Hell, he wins March Everything Madness. Use our image editor at the bottom of the page and mustache ride him into photos of your choosing!
Culture Buzz As if the concept of candy on a stick wasn't sufficiently mind blowing, someone went ahead and made mustache-shaped candy on a stick. Vintage Confections offers 6 mustache lollipops for $12.00 in over 50 flavors. This item is perfect for hungry individuals in need of temporary facial hair. Or people who are just plain awesome. (From, via.)
You're looking very fancy there, Mr. Owl! He must be French, because he enjoys the delicacies of frog legs.
Spotted on an airplane somewhere above Michigan. The greatest Hall & Oates mustache-pinning party game of all time? We'll let history be the judge.
And that's how you conquer the internet. I'm waiting for my Person of the Year Award, Time Magazine. [Prove the Rule of the Mustache by adding a mustache to anything using the Photo Editor!]
I have “The Old Timer.” Although I'm only a few whiskers shy of “The Clearly Somewhat Insane.”
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He received the coveted Goulet Award, recognizing the person who best represents or contributes to the Mustached American community.